Friday, February 24, 2006

Here's a special treat for you, the extremely confusing and fantastic thing that is MC Stay N Skool. For those of you who know, you will be happy, for those of you who don't, I probably wouldn't even bother listening. Remember that he had drank 10 beers by noon when this was recorded, and had already jumped out of a second story window while throwing a machete through his rolled-up car window.

Chalker, Your Hair Looks Like Motherfuckin' Hell

80 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haha thanks Jade, thats awesome.

rebecca said...

I wanna pound some beers with MC Stay In Skool sometime.

Darlene Conner said...

it's not the whole thing, jade! :) i have loved that song for a couple of years. it still makes me laugh. i make random people listen to it. hahahaha. i love you and that crazy brother of yours.

RETURN. SHIFT. SEMI-COLON.

Sebastian, Saint said...

Man, I was REALLY hoping this was a new track. Oh well. Still quality.

Michelle said...

OMG

I LOVE YOU

Michelle said...

you're fan flippin' tastic. keep it up hun.

Frin said...

*laughs hysterically*
Thanks Jade, you just made my day! =D

Mel said...

I don't know it, but that's gonna change right now!


Thanx Jade :**

lorra said...

Woke me up this morning! That was fun.

Anonymous said...

Woke me up this morning! Than was fun.
Lorral

Glass said...

Ahaha I love it! It was the best thing I heard all week!

It's my new favourite song!

<3

Melanie said...

What a way to start the morning! I may make this my new ring tone.

We're male prostitutes. said...

What the fuck? That's the most hilarious thing ever. =D

some chick said...

Do you rummage through my music collection on your spare time?
My brother and I have had many-a-conversation on this one.

Under Saturns Shadow said...

haha.. this is absolutely hysterical... just like you and your lovely brother (whom I believe would be the raddest prom date ever.. so if he wants to go with me..... ha.. I kid.)...

her face is so illogical said...

Invigorating, almost.

emi said...

Hahah, that made me 'lol'

In Shadows Growing Wings said...

Im still dowloading it,but fro mwhat ive read from you and the previous comments i KNOW im gonna like it:D

Rock on!

\m/

Anonymous said...

Motherfucker. That's wonderful. <33

agent sometimes said...

Holy shitzu.
That completely made my day.
Thank jeebus for MC Stay N Skool and his machete throwing abilities.

Fragile said...

i laughed so hard i wanted to shoot my computer.

Anonymous said...

Jade, thanks for this. I hope you get him to record a bunch more and do the same thing you did with STS. Such a hilariously awesome idea.

IAMSPARTACUS [DF] said...

Hahahaha. Wow...<3

Anonymous said...

The more I hear it, the more I laugh along stupidly. I think the wildcats' Rrrrrrrowl is the best, along with the "Just chew some guuuum!"

I have no idea as to the history of this song, But... This would be my favorite song that you've shared so far. This might have something to do with it being the only song I was actually able to download, but I don't really think so. Thanks, it's mighty entertaining. :)

Sonorous said...

Hahaha, wow, even I don't get that silly when I'm drunk.

Supreme General of Evil said...

Wow, that's super insane =^_^=

Desert Queen said...
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l e a h said...

s w e e t

hannah said...

Thankyou Jade ♥

Fancy me DEAD said...

Aahahahha.
Love it.
Takce Care, Emily

På Taket said...

Omg. Lol. Amazing.
Laughing even more the more time I listening to it :D
Thx, wonderful.
Now I will listening to this one (too) when I'm depressed, that I am too often :/ but anyway, thx ^.^

<3

Electric M. Bison Rock President said...

Hahaha, its kinda like the old ones, but then again is it not an old one? Hilarious regardless.

Bandito said...

Hehe, amazing.

technologic said...

Hahahahahaha, best fucking thing I've heard all day!

shanagdi said...

I was all excited, but it won't let me download it.

Bailey said...

I went to New Hampshire today, and I saw a guy that looked just like Chuck Norris. And another guy that looked just like Steven...my half brother.
And then we bought a Beetle!

Oh yeah...song...or something...yeah, maybe later.

Giselle said...

Hahaha, wow

shanagdi said...

References to Smith always remind me of my summers in the late 80s down at South St in Philly, numerous graveyards, City Gardens (Trenton,) and the original decrepit Byberry (insane asylum) site with the bonfires and tattooed boys named Puke, Skull, Sik Mik, Piggy, and Slime. There were always butterfly knives & other weapons as well as lots of Budweiser, music & crazy antics. I was always the designated driver as I've never been much of a drinker. I never had a curfew as long as I returned the car home intact & with a full tank of gas. Occasionally, there were questions about the massive amounts of shrubbery & mud on the car. It's a good thing I knew how to drive a stick shift & work the four wheel drive. Fun times.

ShellEy said...

ROFL. I think the part that made me laugh the most was the cereal and the semicolon/shift.
My brother was walking down the hall when I was listening to this and he thought I was watching some flash cartoon off of Ebaums haha.
Thats freaking great! I wish my bro did things like that.
Is your whole family just awesome?

Barbwireeeeeee.

dri dri said...

hmm i cant download it .bet i woulda laughed tho, i laugh at everything, i laughed so hard today and it made me throw up all over my freinds floor, gross.

<3 adri

Anonymous said...

I remember when this was circulating around with fake leaks for Sing the Sorrow (or just Girl's Not Grey...I don't remember)...and people would get so pissed off about it.
Those were the days.

dri dri said...

gimme yo numba so i can call you!

hahah nah i guess i would have to ActUAlly meet u all first ? even then , hah , well i have gotten pretty close to meeting afi.

1. street scene 2003? in line.. waiting ,see u guys ur tattoos and everything, about to meet u, bam u guys go back to your trailer, crap

2. hollywood 2004 afi at a radio station, me n my frend D go, hear u guys on the radio,hear that yous r leaving, im sick as hell ,drove for 3 hours, tired and sad that i missed u guys

sad! guess i should just try harder. blegh.

<3 adri

Anonymous said...

haha, yay

volare said...

oh lord. yay for the smiff!

O.o said...

Ha. Haha. Hahahahaha. Hah. Fantastic.

a hopeless insomniac said...

I'm pretty fucking impressed that Smith can jump out a 2nd story window while throwing a machete after drinking 10 beers. AND gets the machete through the car window!

Damn!!!!

Anonymous said...

<3
You are the Best ^^

Lilith said...

You're crazy!

And we love you.

blahh said...

damn it wont work on my computer.

Girls Don't Cry said...

You just made my day, as you never cease to do.

Thank you.

stella said...

I have to admit...
at first I was scared,
but then I LOLed.

Pretty Pistol said...

I've never heard it..

but it sounds like fun...

i'll check it out anyway...

love love love

Glass said...

Jade, make him record more songs like this one, please?

Hell, I would buy him some budweiser, if it meant more hilarious songs...*sigh*

<3

Frin said...

I was just reading Fritch's tour diaries and came across this:

"That night, Jade brought up a subject of contention with me. Apparently, he had read my earlier tour diary about Smith’s alter-ego M.C. Stay-N-School, and had a bone to pick. According to Jade, it’s he - not Smith — whose alter ego is M.C. Stay-N-School. I thought that I had known the true identity of the mysterious Stay-N-School, but this new information has thrown everything into doubt. I’m now on a mission to find truth about this enigmatic positive rapper."

Can you please clear up this mystery Jade?

Morningstar said...

SWEET ASS!!!
^.^

IAMSPARTACUS [DF] said...

AAAH this isnt working for me but I REALLY wanna hear it... Someone help please? Oh mighty Jade?<3

Nixx said...

Hahaha, thanks for sharing Jade. Smith is prettymuch the coolest xD.

i have no idea said...

that was fucking ha-larry-us!!!

IAMSPARTACUS [DF] said...

AAAAH SOMEONE HELP!!! I CAN'T DOWNLOAD IT!!!!

Kara said...

Oh. My. Gosh. That was awesome. my new favorite song. Give us some more (if there is more).

Desert Queen said...

That was wayyyy too amusing! I laughed so hard...thanks Jade, that made my week. <3

Hurt Prone said...

I haven't heard that one.. hm.

Very funny though

Morningstar said...

it wont let me downoad it!! ahh :[

Noodles said...

...Wowza....^_^ This made my day!!!

vanessa said...

smith rules.

Bettie von Grim said...

heh heh heh go smith!

Hurt Prone said...

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

kat said...

And I thought my sibling was weird....

Johnny Lazarus said...

Jade, I just want you to know that I adore your title. Goin' Out West is one of the best Tom Waits songs ever.

IAMSPARTACUS [DF] said...

wow. Just heard it. Thanks da.

Stigmata Martyr said...

Man, you kids have problems...
Lovely rap, though.

N. Huda /dumb blonde said...

you're welcomed iamsparticus

Anonymous said...

i recognize the crack in the kind of nervous voice.

Mrs. Hoek said...

Haha!
Wonderful. Smith is awesome as always.
Thanks for that.

blackviolet said...

Hahahaha, fucking Smith.

Anonymous said...

Jade you are sooo sexy!!! I love how your hair is right now. Out of all your beautiful hairstlyes this on is my favorite! Love ya bunches!! ~Jess

Your Monster said...

Smith effin' rocks. Under the Rose made me appreciate Fritch's skills for writing shit down from tape.

MC Stay N Skool rocks me socks. Hell yes.

shanagdi said...

I finally heard it a couple of days ago. How funny. I imagine it is always a good time when the Puget Bros are in attendance. I can't imagine what family gatherings are like. Thank you!

TheMonsterBitesMeToo said...

haha wow I love that song it is soo funny.

Nish said...

great now i totally need a beer right now