Thursday, March 30, 2006

I tried to put a Firefox mp3 player up and my computer burst into flames.

73 comments:

Natasha said...

Hahah

Anonymous said...

lol, man sorry bout that; I feel partly guilty since I'm ne of the people who can't access the rapidshare files.

Anonymous said...

lol, man sorry bout that; I feel partly guilty since I'm ne of the people who can't access the rapidshare files.

Alina said...

pookie =(

rockstar's girl! said...

awww sorry to hear that

IAMSPARTACUS [DF] said...

HA.<3

go daddy go said...

sex on wheelzZz

Darlene Conner said...

hahahawwwwwwww. it's okayyy. you're the only person i would open internet explorer up for anyway. <3

Kara said...

*gasp* No way!

Fluffo said...

That happened to me when I tried to spam AFI's myspace with stalker comments.
You know, like everyone else.

Thorb said...

thats the trick to it you see

veiled_static said...

yikes, hope you weren't burned too badly [at all, would be best!].
it does make me wonder what you're running though, making the computer react so violently.

Caroline

Desert Queen said...

Haha aww, I'm sorry. But that just provided me with the funniest mental image I've had all day.

<3

some chick said...

Uh..want me to fix it?

I've had several encounters with flaming computers.

Miss Misery said...

well ya know it is called FIREfox

Elizabeth said...

Sorry about that Jade , I hope you could fix it very soon ...

Buena suerte.

ShellEy said...

LOL.

Girls Don't Cry said...

Hey, small world!

I'm about ready to throw my computer out the window and into the gutter. Care to join me?

Cone Hat said...

PSSHHH! That was the same excuse I received ("i" before "e", except after "c") when I was "mysteriously" stood up last week. Apparently 3rd degree burns are a valid reason for not showing up to watch a movie.

Screw or be screwed,
Cone Hat!

Miss Murderess said...

Damn. That sucks.... I find these players very useful on computer class

AFI|Lover said...

Sorry. It's my fault... I can't access the other ones... I made you do it... blame me.

stella said...

RIP Jade's computer.

My laptop died a few months ago. Then yesterday it magically resurrected from the dead. I felt like I was watching one of those movies where the dude comes back to life like three times.

Bandito said...

That sucks, and blows, simultaneously. Which is pretty difficult to do apparently.

bulletholerabbit said...

oh dear...

A Girl with Broken Dreams said...

fire's pretty. :)

Macabre Gacy said...

Yeah forget it! I'd rather hear about your day then listen to music. :-D!

Frin said...

In computer class, we had a teacher who used to say "Don't come to me unless you're computer's on fire." ... she never said it ever again after the day Troy's monitor was smoking.
Computer troubles aside, I hope all is well in the land of Jade.
Kindest regards,
-Frin™

P.S. 67 Day's 'till 06/06/06 !!

Mel said...

O.O

~poor baby~

ChelseaHeckaBad said...

Gah, I feel the pain. My computer has burst into flames about three times. Poor thing. Perhaps because it belongs to me? Haha.

Jessica said...

Wow.
I wouldn't go through too much trouble. Everybody pretty much has IE, but if they don't then it just sucks for them.

Anonymous said...

haha u make me laugh!yaa my computer bursts into flames alot but usually i put it out before it eats me...yup thats it...Come to Canada!ps.looking forward to new albimn*June 6th:)*

Supreme General of Evil said...

at least it didn't EXPLODE. Shrapnel is harder to escape than fire, I think. Not that I've ever had to dodge shrapnel or fire.

Gizmo said...

Hahaha, man that sucks! Atleast it gave you something entertaining to watch.

Charlene said...

http://www.flashbunny.com/ninjachicken.htm

shanagdi said...

I read your post and I burst into deep hearty laughter. You slay me with your ninja wit.

I hope you had some marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate. You could have made s'mores.

PS. I assume you were being facetious. If you weren't, then I am truly sorry for your loss & glad that you weren't scorched.

Autumn said...

aaawwww... I'm sorry Jade:(

Anonymous said...

I know.... :(!!!!!
Sorry.. but I love you!!!! XD

tragictrust said...

That happens to me all the time.

Midnight Rose said...

>.< Did it at least put on a good show?

girlisgrey said...

awwww it's okay ;)

Karmacoma said...

You know, I tried to get Firefox to work for me and I had nothing but problems with it. Finally I gave up and went back to Explorer.

I figure if some hacker wants the collection of web cartoons and porn that I have amassed I'm willing to share.

kat said...

Hey, that sucks. The worst my computer has done is hide a hundred bucks from me. Mean computer

vanessa said...

i laughed when i read that.

i hope your computer did not really die.

havey_angel said...

what about you?? Are your hair all right?? ;p

Under Saturns Shadow said...

that's a shame. you may want to get a fire extinguisher and put it out.

Anonymous said...

"I tried to buy you a present, but my wallet burst into flames..."

sebastian said...

MmMMMm i'm still baffled over the previous post where you included "Final Fantasy."

Pyrophoenix said...

:/

There is 3 ways to burn a computer (in fact several...Human mind are so mean).

1. Internal problem: Malfunction of a the CPU fan and believe it or not, you'll have a big hole on the other side of the laptop or computer (Imagine...Using your laptop on your knee when you're seated ;]...Sound like a surprise attack ninja style) - But it never happens for two things -
a: The CPU Temp captor that once it get's max. 85° shutdown the computer
b: You got the overspeed your CPU up to a 150% (Mac users...That can never happened ;])

2. Human intervention: locking up the air vents of a computer or laptop...But same as before. Won't happened if the point a or b aren’t respected

3. SCC - Spontaneous Computer Combustion: Happens time to time...Get your self an exorcist - Imagine your computer digitally throwing up everywhere...It will show you false command, blue screen, Strange Characters suddenly blackout and smoke.
Usually pencil graphite (Computer class), hug amount of dust, Power surge failure (or hooking up an 110V computer on a 230V power socket), Dave(y)'s cup of tea 'renversé' who are the problem...

Anyway, I think you just made some copy/paste (If you did so and only put down some URL code...Your computer will think and strike like a French ^^-Nothing against French people...It's only that 2 days ago there was 2 millions people striking in France [http://permanent.nouvelobs.com/social/20060329.FAP6773.html]).

___________________________________

So I write you down your playlist and the script for the Firefox mp3 player. (MP3 files are still coming from your server)

Go to this link and add the code to your next Blog entry:

www.afireinsidefans.net/jade.htm

If you want to check how it work just click on my name to see my blog page.

I did try it with Firefox 1.5 did work fine.

If you want to make life easier for the Mozilla/Firefox users just put the same code as this page or add it as a link:

www.afireinsidefans.net/Mozilla.htm

Mozilla/Firefox users just need to click on the link and it will read it automatically on they browser.

I saw wherethe problem with the famous: Linkin Park - Breaking the Habit (I almost said Breaking the Rabbit...No comment) was - The entry is a default from the main server of the MP3 player program. Kind of a test file if you don't put any URL tracklist. If you have the source code or the name of the player I can try to change some parameters.

As I said before, I will be away starting tomorrow for work and recording sessions (The album will be out on the 31 of May...But 6/6/6 is damn tempting ^^. In fact, Mea Culpa, Muse's new album is out on 6 july 06...)

So if you have any questions or inquires or death thread to send me, I will put down my e-mail on www.suiffect.net for the next 72 hours.

It's my "junk-mail" and I will reply you my real one.

Just create yourself a hotmail account like this you avoid any suspicions. I'm not the kind of give away or stuff like this, but it's always better (That how I deal…Don’t want to be the one to blame if something’s append)

I’ll send you the source and how to change your playlist. All link are on my server, so it’s free of scam,virus,etc..

Take it easy

Pyrophoenix said...

PS: The direct URL of my blog is http://pyrophoenix.blogspot.com/

just click on Jade's Choice and the player will be ON

leigh said...

it's because firefox is satan's web browser. seriously.

Mel said...

Ha! I loved the new albuns name :)

Mrs. Hoek said...

Ooh, burn!

jadedgeekgirl said...

"..........Then ninja Jade got really pissed off w/ his computer for bursting into flames instead of tears, he whipped out a pair of spiked brass knuckles, put 'em on, and kicked his computer's ass!"

lol I feel for you Jade

Chelsea said...

Firefox tends to set everything on fire. He has no manners.

I know, I know.
But hey, if it's not love, it's the bond that brings us all together.
The bond being superglue....and Sean Connerey.

Fart noises are funny ^_^

Amanda Nobody said...

This is a totally random question that I was contemplating. In a battle of tight ninja skillz - between Jimmy Urine of Mindless Self Indulgence - and Jade P. from AFI - who would win?
(ps. The real question. Have you ever met Jimmy Urine? He's the only musician I can think of that might just match you in total weirdness. If you ever have - or do, you should totally battle it out. Ninja style.)

Illusive Nothing said...

Aww I'm sorry. Maybe you should keep a bucket of water by your computer ^__^

Pretty_Much_Totally_Awesome said...

awww, im sorry your computer burst into flames. I hope you were able to put it out. ;)

jadedgeekgirl said...

Hey Jade, when you click on your webpage then click on community then scroll to the bottom it sez "get Firefox" and there's the little Mozilla Firefox image.

Skylar said...

The only time I ever saw a computer smoking was when my cousin played some games in his extreme old pc. Man, it really stinks. We gotta open the windows and fanned it out so his parents won't notice.

Hanner the Bananer said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA

Dani said...

I wanna see a computer in flames! Did it go 'KABOOM!'?

...I mean, oh...sorry 'bout that. =] Maybe that's why it's called Firefox. hehehe

Sonorous said...

hahaha.

Anonymous said...

Haha, jackass.

nicki said...

i like fire its warm.......am i supposed to think of u as jade puget from AFI? im not saying i dont believe u BUT im not saying i do... oh geez i didnt piss u off did i? im sorry oh crap...anyway i like ur site its very kool and neat umm im sorry about ur
cum-put-er i also hav a site on blogger u dont hav to check it out but im telling a lot of people about it cuz no one ever gives me comments...my site is called nicki: im not that stupid. the title speaks for itself. http://www.mellojinx.blogspot.com/ there is the site just in case anyone wants to go to my site thank u by-yas
nicki

nicki said...

p.s.

ninjas are totally sweet man
but im really against violence sooo yeah ok nevermind by-yas
uhh again? yeah thats good

Anonymous said...

Haha, asshole.

Fluffo said...

Ha! I just downloaded Firefox out of sheer curiosity...

I think I died laughing when Linkin Park began to play.

Dance in my misery said...

that's what happens when you view too many pictures of chuck norris on your computer.

This Girl said...

haha,
laugh i did

Kay said...

My comuter does that on a regular basis.

Stef said...

oh...that..uh..happened..to me... the uh...other day. it..uh...suck...s!
luv u!

Anonymous said...

haha...thats funny...adn sad at the same time=( now i want to just run over to CA from IN and hug you! lol
and thats a great pic in my mind...
jade:sittin at ur computer...doin lord knows wat..and ur computer bursts into flames..."omfg!!"lol then u stares deep into the fire, like its got u in a trance...."PRETTY FIRE!" lol and then u touch it..."OWWW!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!! BAD FIRE!!!"lol jkjkjk u know i luv you jade! im jk! idk where that came from! lol just a pic i got in my head when i read that. lol srry dont be mad at me?! pleez? lol
luv ya
<3

~em me~ <3

Nish said...

actually i tried downloading to many things at once and my laptop started to smoke up and then it crashed