Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Top 5 Airport Security Line Experiences:

5. London- Guy pulled out my iPod and said "Wot thees? Alarm clock?"

4. Phoenix- Old man swabs Davey's makeup case and the machine detects TNT on it.

3. Mexico- Guards confiscate Smith's flatiron as a dangerous weapon.

2. Oakland- I unwittingly leave a pair of brass knuckles in my jacket pocket and almost get arrested on a felony.

1. Toronto- Even older man with sweet purple turban pats down my hair for at least 15 seconds to determine if there are any illegal items hidden within.

158 comments:

Arsenic Boy said...

some experiences you got there.

thanks for sharing Jade.

Wendelle said...

We all know that gel has contraband substances in it, don't we. DON'T WE.

What were you doing with brass knuckles, anyway? o_o

GermaricanMix said...

Wow, #4 cracks me up! The new way to smuggle bombs! Make-up cases!

Arisma said...

LOL. Good times.

TNT?

What in the blue hell did he have in there?

t h e n d said...

Oh dear, airport security is so much fun.

I take they haven't made you down any scalding hot beverages in their presence to ensure their innocuousness to all but you?

I most recently had my skivvies pulled out and inspected in Santiago.

I don’t even want to know why you had brass knuckles…

girlisgrey said...

WOW Toronto is the weirdest!

TNT? wow hahaha

They don't know what Ipods are!?!!

Smith uses a flatiron??

Brass knuckles? silly Jade!


Saw Adam in SF yesterday, caught him by surprise. haha funny stuff!

joyful said...

hahaha

my fav was 4

I once had security pat my hair. A few years back, I had really long hair . . . so it was up in a bun with all these pins to keep it in place. The security guy even took a detector wand to it. It was kind of funny when I had to walk through the metal detector; even I couldn't figure out why it kept going off.

I once forgot to take pepper spray out of my purse. Surprisingly, they didn't give me a hard time about it.

OK, one more and I'm done. Security once gave me a hard time when they searched my stuff. Apparently, they didn't like the "I see stupid people" hoodie I was wearing at the time.

White Knuckle Weekend said...

...Smith has hair?

por~siempre said...

What!?!?! TNT. Didn't know MAC used that in their makeup.

Smith + flat iron = Confused LOL!!

Thanks Jade!

the straight edge guitarist said...

#1 seriously made my day!
can you seriously fit a weapon or something in your hair? security people are weird lol. glad to see you haven't forgoten about us <3

slyabney said...

The sercurity in St. Louis tried to bust me for having a 12" cresent wrench in my backpack.

It sucked, I hadn't slept in over 30 hours and just told them to keep it. I had to buy a new one for work when I returned to college. I hope someone did something good with that wrench.

But, those are amazing experiences.

Goodbye, Sally said...

those are amazing Jade thank you for telling us!

Well you know...since you aren't allowed to bring liquid onto a plane anymore you may not want to use product in your hair before a flight...don't worry underwires in braws set them off to

volare said...

TNT?? wtf man

volare said...

shit, hit return too soon...

...patting down your hair?
what, like the dude in the Harlem Globetrotters cartoon that used to end up on Scooby-Doo? The one with the huge afro that he always pulled whatever was needed out of it, tools, a radio, hell I think he had the Mystery Machine in there once...

Skishop said...

Why do you carry brass knuckles in your jacket?! haha.

darkness069 said...

5. an ipod, an Alarm clock? how can that be? XD

4. TNT 4 makeup cases!!!!!!
jajajajajaajajajajajajajaja
what does he carry there, anyway????

3. Being carefully, you gotta realize that almost everything can be a dangerous weapon while in smith's hands!
XDDDD

2. Cant imagine... you, getting arrested???? for somethin like that???

1. Hmmmmm, your hair, with illegal stuff hidden??? jajaajaja i could believe it if you had some kind of afro or somethin, but nooooo!!! (thanx god!)jjajajaja
anyway, i think your hair is cool just as it is!

ChelseaHeckaBad said...

That killed me.

°»¤£ëªnЮؤ«° said...

TNT uh? I guess thats why davey is so explosive. oooooh.

Its cause our mexican parents use anything to beat the hell out uf us. My mom used to beat me with a iron cord LOL. its funny to me, while other people think its awful. LOL

Thanks jade

macy_is_hella_ill said...

brass knuckles?

is smith acting up again?

Adie said...

Ahaha, that just brightened my evening.
You guys carry such strange items with you. Smith with a flat iron? How does that work out? Heh, and only you could talk so casually about having brass knuckles in your jacket.
Thanks for sharing.

shanagdi said...

Explosive? Regarding the TNT, I was going to say that's why Davey is dynamite! Good times. (That comment definitely shows my age.)

'Smith's flatiron' seems like an oxymoron.

I think this is my favorite 'Top 5' thus far.

It is good to hear from you. I hope you are enjoying some time for yourself.

Bandito said...

How badass of you

melissa said...

good job with the brass knuckles

snow_vs_asphalt said...

...i'm loving all the corny TNT jokes that people are commenting with.

Purple Turban Dude blatantly had major hair envy. either that or he'd already attempted an imitation with woeful results & was trying to figure out where the hell he went wrong. the patting... the turban... it all makes sense.

Winnie Jaing (TwistTheVine) said...

haha, just about the funniest thing i've heard all day.

Jessi said...

Haha. Your hair has been violated...I'm sure it wasn't the first time, tho.

It's good to hear from you. This is the first time I've been able to comment without you already having zillions of comments already. You're Mr.Popularity!

Anyhoo, just wanted to say that you're silly, and totally awesome.

Love reading these, keep it up.

=]

PS. Cant wait for you to come to GA!

rEDcookiemontank said...

dude...dude, the awesomeness. five points for your hair. you know your bro could turn a flatiron deadly, if given the opportunity...

Jen said...

I think the real question here is: Why did Smith have a flat iron?

And yes, you probably could hide a plethora of items in your hair; Maybe even a small person.

Don't try that though, unless it's Smith.

Katie said...

Yay! updates.
Did it seriously take that long to pat down your hair? Awesome

Also, let's try the top 5 pointless ways to waste time on the tour bus

Amba Lynn said...

Okay... number one defanitly got me! Hahahaha Only you would have that happen.. well along w/ Slash.

A flatiron? how long ago was this? Cuz... ummmm... Smith is lacking hair. XD

Man. Davey has TNT in his make-up case? Pfft, With all that cosmetic products he could probally make TNT.

Brass knuckles, huh? That's hot. I'm glad you didn't get arrested, I would have to come bail you out.

Lilith said...

Haha, hilarious.
Number 1 and 4 are especially funny. XP

<333

By the way, we have heard Adam and Davey's views, but did you like the quilt?

Nerimie said...

That's so funny...someone should say that airport securitis arent strange...did they mean that seriously? &hearts lol &hearts

...thank you for that sharing
you've saved my day...

Katie said...

haha! Wow, your experiences are hilarious! wish i had somethings like that...and some awesome hair.
oooh, daveys smuggling bombs now?! what?! haha!

Love, Peace, and Chicken grease,
Katie

auntcp said...

All of those were just too funny. Thanks for sharing, your updates always make my days better. Many hugs and much love, Carolyn

m said...

TNT?? that's crazy! hehe.
and I didn't know that Smith used a flatiron...weird.
and...what were the brass knuckles for Jade?

love always,
katy

horrorstruck said...

gosh, that's funny.

i can see why he confiscated the flat iron, though.

smith and a flat iron sounds kinda risky. ^^

DFKatWalk said...

I am looking forward to your show in Rochester. And of course, being a good hostess of the Lilac City, I would be remiss in my duties if I did not encourage you to stop by the Great House of Guitars. Much ado about everything...

I'll have the priviledge of the AFI experience three times in one week. Roch-cha-cha, NJ, Albany...what have I done to deserve such a hella good time?

SilverEmily said...

That was amusing ^__^ Thanks for posting!
Ah, and you think you guys've got it bad? Apparently my mom's last name is on some sort of criminal list so she has to go through thousands of security questions every time we fly anywhere.

^___^ Good luck on you next shows!

Cautioners said...

haha niiice.

kahdeksantoista said...

Hahaha :DDD
Thanks for cheering me up, these were funny. :D

..ok, number 3 is scaring me, a flat iron + Smith?

I wanna be an airport security guard! Wow, and then I'm gonna meet you and I will do like that "even older man" (:

Sarah said...

the hair! That's hilarious, but slightly creepy in a way. Guy could have been a perv. Once I was in an airport, and the metal detector beeped on me. So the guy took me back to use the wand detector, but he had to get a woman to do it cuz I'm a girl. But what he said was creepy. He says "I've got to get someone else to do this. I mean, I'd love to, but I don't want to get fired." I was sufficiently freaked out.

Turns out there was no particular object on me, it was just the fact that I had too much metal on me. (jewelry, belt, stuff like that) That was in Pittsburgh.

Flatirons are dangerous weapons? Not ordinarily. In Smith's hands, however . . . ;)

nineteen84 said...

Hah. I like it.

I don't have any great security stories, but once while going through US customs a security guard accused my friend of being illiterate.

youstolemyface said...

Ha

youstolemyface said...

I can't beleive somebody else had their hair searched! I thought I was the only person in the world!

I also had another funny experience - my bag had a harmonica in it and the security thought it was gun ammo.

stella said...

Haha! Oh my.
Uhhh, I thought Smith didn't have any hair...? What use would have have for a flatiron?

Air Canada broke my suitcase. :( It was like mangled. I had no idea how they did that unintentionally.

said...

Wow that's great. Each of them made me laugh, the last one was the best he patted your hair down that's great. Hope all is well. <3

IAMSPARTACUS [DF] said...

Oh my god, thats amazing. Thanks for the udpate, I was beginning to think you had forgotten us little people. Any tour bus shenanigans you'd like to list off for us?

Kay said...

How about top 5 funny experiences on the tour bus?

Don't we all love when they pat down your hair?

ItTwistsMe said...

Lol..patting down your hair..cant wait for more!!

Thanks

Bloody Pirate said...

Hah, you know that the old man in the turban was just jealous of your 'do.

Dana said...

Ah we all know you made Smith hold your flatiron ;D

stephanie said...

HAHAAHAHAHAHHA

Oh my god... hilarious!

janicethemenace said...

What a gangsta! ... a shy boy with brass knuckles?
Love these top 5'ers!
How about 5 worst weather disasters while on tour? Ever been snowed in, rained out...baked to a fine turn???
<3Menace

Ashtray Girl said...

if you ever DO get arrested for having brass knuckles, we'll all pool our money for your bail. we've got your back. :-)

Girls Don't Cry said...

Ahaha, fantastic. Yeah, the number one is classic. I would have thrown a fit if they would have messed up my hair...assuming my hair could ever look as stellar as yours (not likely).

mini rex said...

All odd and hilarious.

The hair patting is too much.

Brass knuckles? I won't even ask.

TNT - that makes sense though...

sara said...

Hey!

I know the purple-turbaned security officer at Toronto. He's awesome. I'm pretty sure I've been frisked by him.

Screamin' at a Wall said...

That part about the guy in the turban made my day. Thanks Jade! :)

raining-havoc said...

Haha. That's my new favorite top 5.
<3

Shine said...

Hah, those are pretty funny. But what were you doing with brass knuckles?

Lil Laker said...

Haha, some experiences you got there. What were you doing with brace knuckles anyway?

Thanks for sharing Jade!

Charlie Le'more said...

Post some more top "5" thingys!

Jessi said...

LMFAO. The last one just KILLED me. Omg I'm dying.

foxoasis said...

i think you are more of a gangsta than a ninja....or maybe you are a brass nuckled pink ninja???!!!

<3

afi_fan4life said...

dang thats some funny stuff.lol
Hey Bam did the brass knuckle thing too! what a kawinkadink.lol

band-geek-009AFI said...

Oh, wow!
As if you would use your wonderful hair to hold some kind of illegal item! Très amusant!

x-tina said...

hahaha.wonderful.
i love it.

So. Fee. Uh. said...

Hahahahaahhaha.

"Wot thees? Alarm clock?"

That's wonderful.

shy_girls_win said...

That's hilarious!

I've had wild stuff like that happen to me before too! Good times, good times. LOL

Much love,

Isabella

Fragile said...

LOL Smith + a flatiron = danger

run baby run said...

It had to be in Mexico where they took away Smiths flatiron geez

blackviolet said...

Haha, nice. They swabbed down my stuff, but no TNT. I guess my makeup just isn't dynamite.

*sigh*

Emily said...

Well, they DID recently arrest a woman in Ireland for carrying a kilo of cocaine in her beehive hairdo, so unfortunately maybe your personal patting down was not all that remiss.

Another tip - don't ever walk through security covered with lots and lots of powerded gatorade. Unfortunately a friend of mine did this once (he got into a fight with a co-worker that involved several powdered food products...don't ask...) and it sent off all the bomb detectors. Apparently some bombs also contain very high concentrations of potassium.

I wonder if Tang has the same effect...

little Sammy said...

ha ha they are amazing Jade.

TNT make up woahhhhh!

x.

NatalyFancyKetchup said...

Oddly enough the Make-up case experience happened to me too at the Phoenix airport......Maybe that machine is a make-up case hater. Hmmm...

Manila said...

those guys don't know music tsk tsk...

kahdeksantoista said...

Oh fffuck.. My mp3-player doesn't work anymore. And my cd-player is broken. Do you know what it means? I can't listen to AFI anymore! Of course I can listen music from my computer, but I'm not always at computer. Omg. How terrible.

But hey. I still have some top fives I'd like to hear.. (:

Top 5 strangest gifts (from anyone)
Top 5 music video shootings
Top 5 socks you have

(I think you should know I love AFI and you, so I don't write it anymore)

<3

girlonthewall said...

lol!! never got caught with stuff @ the airport (before 911...) would always throw the items over the screening stations...

so long sanity, we have liftoff...

Shy Girls Win said...

haha that was funny with your hair! =]

sarah_says_RAWRR said...

Hahaha! That's two new ways to smuggle illegal things..make-up cases and big hair!

Thanks for sharing.

IAMSPARTACUS [DF] said...

Jade, how do you make your hair not staticy? It sucks. All winter my hair clings to everything and stands up.
<333

kathykathy said...

yeah we get alot of old men with sweet purple turbins here in toronto that like to pat peoples hair.

some random person(that was turbinless) patted my hair at the signing you did in toronto in june and was like yelling at me saying he liked me hair.
WIERD MAN!

on another note,
who carries around flatirons?

Jade_is_the_awesomest said...

funny stuff, Jade!!

why would SMith have a flatiron? he has no hair. WTF!!!??

ThisxSecretxNinja said...

omg. thats hilarious! he patted your hair? haha. airports are scary. smith:"I'm gonna kill you with a flatiron"
Jade: "prepare to be temporarily damaged skin, fools!"
lol jk. flatirons can be rather dangerous.

ThisxSecretxNinja said...

okay...that was A DUMB COMMENT. um, what EXACTLY were you doing with brass knuckles??? God, you could kill someone with those! Or is that your plan? hmmm. lol i'm a tard.

Fluffo said...

. Phoenix- Old man swabs Davey's makeup case and the machine detects TNT on it.

Best thing to ever log in to.

[mandy] said...

HAHA, Nice nice nice. :D

Sam said...

Well, they were just doing it to keep everyone safe. There have been so many flat iron hijackings these days, you can never be too careful.

I bet that guy just wanted to touch your hair.

xxconverse_girlxx said...

LOL.
HAHAHAHA.
this is so funny. imagining all this happening is funny. lol.

i never knew u had brass knuckles

severusheart said...

hmm, brass knuckles? and why did dave have tnt on his make up case? truly love these little trips into your mind.

xFreedomBulletx said...

ok been a little weary to post on here since...the...incident...but I think the psychos have left the blog page...*crosses fingers*

My boyfriend and I just got back from San Francisco and Sacramento and we had a stop over in Houston. We're smokers and apparently at this airport they don't have a balcony for smokers so you have to go out front and completely leave the airport to have a clove. We decide the 20 minute security check in will be worth it since we're about to fly another 4 hours.
As we're coming back in my boyfriend forgets to take off his watch and the metal detector goes off. This security woman tells him to put it thru the scanner and he does, he has to go BACK thru the metal detector and now that he doesn't have his watch on it DOESN'T beep. They still pulled him out of line and continued to fill him up, squeeze his nuts and pull his pants and underwear out to visually inspect his junk...you know...just for that "extra security" then they yelled at us for taking too long in line (because they stopped us) so yeah...next time I think we'd rather fly thru O'Hare

Darlene Conner said...

omgz. love you. <3<3<3

Ileana said...

Was he really looking for something in you hair? What did he think he'd find there? That's just too funny...i would have gotten arrested 'cause i would have hit his ass, at least you didn't get a cavity search...right?

Ileana said...

btw...i love your blogs name. Shy girls win too, you know?

In Shadows Growing Wings said...

Kick ass experiences man!:D
Love reading everything you post,so please dont ever stop:P

Anyway, i know you wont even read this or if you do, then youll probably dont have the time, but id love to hear what you think bout the music that I am making.Check it out:
www.myspace.com/imploreanimosty
It is dark/ambient/horror/experimental.Id love to see a comment:))The same goes for anyone else who sees this,check it out if you like.

Rock on!
\m/

Captain Cereal said...

Whoa. TNT? what the hell? lmao.
Geez. I know how does it feel when those dudes look for things in your hair. And take you to another room and open all your bags and stuff and take out your underwear. Ew.

THANKS JADE!

Love_Is_Blind said...

You made my day, this is my favorite top 5...

Sara said...

haha Toronto cares.

kahdeksantoista said...

Arrrrgh.. I tried to order a t-shirt from AFI's webstore. But I don't understand how it works :DD Yeah I'm stupid.
Maybe I someday understand. I'm just scared of that I order something like 53439 t-shirts and they cost 9274369 million euros.

Hah, maybe I try tomorrow again and now I go to bed.

Have a nice day <3

Mild Obsession said...

...wow....you got sum interesting experiences there...I have a few too...I saw the riddler from batman and robin at the airport once...Oh yeah Hulk Hogan came to my grandma's Golds Gym once...My cousin CJ saw Billie Joe Armstrong smoking a cigarette outside of her work in San Francisco...your are more interesting....you finnallly made a post after 1 million years (seems that long to me)

xxconverse_girlxx said...

When Jade Puget was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: .."What is Courage?.." Jade received an .."A+.." for writing only the words .."Jade Puget..." and promptly turning in the paper.


founded that. pretty funny

OnNightsWings said...

airport security is such crap... everytime i travel with my almost 90 year old grandma they stop her and search her for 10 minutes... wtf. I agree with everyone else wondering why smith has a flatiron... yea...

tragictrust said...

TNT...hmm, I didn't realize our airport could do that. I guess I should bring TNT to Phoenix. LOL

screaming like dogs said...

so thats daves beauty secret, ey?

demurelove said...

#5 was the funniest cuz u have the accent lol.

A Fire on Mars (Stephanie) said...

Haha, wow, what was Smith doing with a flatiron and what were you doing with brass knuckles?! I love your hair by the way.

Ding's little sister said...

Haha, these are crazy. I LOVE number 1.

xsweetcalamityx said...

Ahaha those are all hilarious!
I must say #4 and 1 are my favorites haha.

Mild Obsession said...
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Sam said...

I'm pretty sure Jade's birthday is November 28...at least, that's what it says on his Wikipedia page.

What is it, Jade?? XD I need to mark it on my calendar so I'll remember to wear my t-shirt with your face on it.

Mild Obsession said...

Mabey you right sam but on sum other website (I cant think of it now) said it was october but I'll correct the website that I saw that on....

the maverick said...

Turban and Toronto are synonymous, especially in airport security lines.

Why is my country so sweet. Why were you carrying around brass knuckles. We'll never now.

Amelia Imelda said...

I love that you know how to use proper grammar. <3

Amélie said...

Thanks for sharing! :D

drawingsnow said...

to everyone asking about smith's flatiron:

smith once had a mohawk :D

brenna! said...

I thought men with sweet purple turbans where usually on the receiving end of pat-downs.

Hmm.

mydeath said...

lol wow i cant imagine u guys killing anybody.. well except im a bit wary about smith and his flatiron.. especially with his lacking of hair.. no still cant imagine you guys killing someone still after how many ppl ur guys' music has pulled out of depression! mi bff included but still lol

kahdeksantoista said...

Oh my god. Next time I want to hear too when it's time to change clock's time. It was 5:45 AM when I waked up. I'm going to school at 7:45 AM. :D (yeah, there is morning)

But I'm soooo happy, my mp3-player works now and now I can listen AFI.
And I'm gonna have an electric guitar. <3

Love ya <3

Gizmo said...

HAHAHA, I can relate to number 2. Only mine almost ended up with a strip search, and an FBI file.

vilayvanh said...

Bwahahhaha the laughing of my ass off progressed as I got through the list.

Shelby... said...

Is flat iron one word?

Liz said...

Are the brass knuckles for overzealous Justin Timberlake fans?

MyMotherBitMe said...

lol.

lynzzee said...

i accidently brought pepper spray on a plane once and they didn't even catch it. and after the plane, i still didn't realize that i had it and brought it on a cruise ship, and they didn't catch it either. hm. i can't believe they didn't know what an ipod was! thanks for sharing these :)

sarah_says_RAWRR said...

Happy Halloween! Have a great one :)

Katherine said...

why the hell did you have brass knuckles in your pocket? talk about valuable waste of airport time.

Under Saturns Shadow said...

haha. thats great... what would you hide in your hair? honestly..
and what would have set the thing of to say there was TNT in Davey's makeup case?

Daya Disaster said...

The same thing happened to my brother w/ brass knuckles at school.
His jacket said the word "fuck" on it about 15 times so it got taken away, and he forgot about the brass knuckles in his pocket.
He almost went to juvy...

Daya Disaster said...

wait, Smith uses a flatiron?
not something I would expect.
haha, that's grand.

Alisa said...

airports are incredibly hilarious.
you don't know how much fun I've had in them hahaha

Cut That said...

...Smith has hair?

Haha. Those are hilarious.

Mrs. Hoek said...

#1 = Hahahahahah.
Oh, thank you Jade. Your posts always make me smile.

Mrs. Hoek said...

#1 = Hahahahahah.
Oh, thank you Jade. Your posts always make me smile.

Avalon said...

Ugh, Airport security. Awh, those are pretty amusing, supposing I wasn't ther. That stuff sucks.

Hm, my nipple rings cause the alarms to go off.

Need I say more..?

blah..

thebodybreaks said...

are you sure any of this happened?

Lucy in the sky with diamonds said...

I think those airport people were just jealous they totally wanted davey's makeup and your awesome jade hair!!...either that or they are all out to get us!AHH!
anyway that list was funny,make more!Whats up with the brass knuckles???

Superduperspeedeelicious said...

Hihuhehuh wha?

Superduperspeedeelicious said...

Question. IF this is you, which I obviously don't know if it is, and I don't think you'll answer... where did you and Hunter get your purple and red pants? Cause I think Iknow... and they finally got my size in purple in stock so I FINALLY have them. Odd that I wanted them before I knew you had them.
Matching!

Superduperspeedeelicious said...

Toronto. Hahahaha.

afreakinside said...

wow.
tnt in makeup..and hair pat downs

once my sister and i had a whole bunch of gum wrappers in our pockets, and they set the machine off.

airports are so crazy.

lindsay said...

tnt??ok then whatever r these even true this is my first time at a celebs blogspot my cuzin made me go id much rather b doing sumthing else like sports

Guillotine Groupie said...

Wow, that all must have been pretty awkward. XD I can picture it.

This is definitely my favorite blog post. :) Hope you guys are having a splendid time touring.

love.hate.gore said...

i had the same experience in burbank or similar to it...

it was scary because i was only 13 when something like that happened to me...

Jax said...

OMG u made me LSHIPAL!!! Hair gel. It's TOXIC! or not... And here i thought I had some :pretty: weird airine expieriences. I was obviously wrong LOL.

playflpxy said...

they searched my son's diapers once...the package had been unopened, and then shoved an un-gloved hand all through his powdered formula, then expected me to feed him with it after that. I just pissed everyone off and breast fed right there in the middle of the plane without a covering.

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MDHx2 said...

hahaha, poor davey!
hey jade you should check out our blog, they are so funny, they remind me of something you would type...
since when does smith us a flatiron? LOL!

well ttyl Jade!

MDHx2 said...

also what did Davey do when they said they found TNT on his make-up case?
honestly I can just see what he did!
LOL!

[You were my morningstar,and you broke me apart] said...

LMAO.

I wish I could experiance the things you did.
That's hilarious.
=]
xoxo
Samm

kat said...

-pats down hair-

>.>

... oh yes, and we all know davey carries tnt in his make up case.
its what hes known for, eh?

haha.

<3

kat said...

-pats down hair-

>.>

... oh yes, and we all know davey carries tnt in his make up case.
its what hes known for, eh?

haha.

<3

TheWhiteRooms said...

Hahahahaha! If I wasn't laughing hard before I am now! Patted down your hair! Thats what cracked me up right there. Teehee.

xXxKiriaixXx said...

Lol. I offically love number 1. Ahaha. Sounds like what us, Toronto-ians do. XDDD Old man in a turban. ahah...that makes me die of laughter. Whoever that was, he wins. At life.

Nish said...

brass knuckles come on jade you can do better than that what do you need brass knuckles for anyway knocking smith's teeth out when he gets on your nerves

Anonymous said...

Wots Thees? Comments?

Simply Caley said...

Texas -

A big, bald, grouchy (and apparently paranoid) security guard opens my suit case for a "random" check and sees a Time magazine with Osama Bin Laden's face on the front of it.

He ruined it's zippers and parts of it's fabric, and he spilled half of the rocks out of the cute little jar that held my baby bamboo plants.

Two of them died a few days later.

(...one of my experiences with airport security. I was "randomly" checked flying to and from Texas.)

(I do look like I'm part Arab, but I'm actually Puerto Rican, Cuban, Irish, Swedish, Chinese (Cantonese), and Spaniard. Hola, dia duit, hej, and neih hou to you!)

JessicaxHavok said...

ROFLMFAO!!!

Shy Girls Win said...

Ok, Jade I think people are crazy. Specificly security guards and old guys with purple turbans on their heads.

I hope your iPod wasn't in your pocket. Then again if it was, you'd probably break his wrist.

I could only imagine... Davey... TNT... BOOM!

Yes, flatirons are dangerous if you don't know how to use them- what was he out of all people (I can understand Davey having one) doing with a flatiron?

If you had gotten arrested, I would have been flying to your prison every minute of every day to visit you- as long as security guards don't start wearing purple turbans and inspect your hair for weapons.

I am laughing so hard- trying not to attract attention to myself even though my door is closed.