Tuesday, October 31, 2006

What's everyone dressing as tonight? I'm going as slutty Abraham Lincoln.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Top 5 Airport Security Line Experiences:

5. London- Guy pulled out my iPod and said "Wot thees? Alarm clock?"

4. Phoenix- Old man swabs Davey's makeup case and the machine detects TNT on it.

3. Mexico- Guards confiscate Smith's flatiron as a dangerous weapon.

2. Oakland- I unwittingly leave a pair of brass knuckles in my jacket pocket and almost get arrested on a felony.

1. Toronto- Even older man with sweet purple turban pats down my hair for at least 15 seconds to determine if there are any illegal items hidden within.

Thursday, October 05, 2006