Ho(me), Ho(me), Ho(me)
A sock filled with walnuts?What?What does that even look like!?And way before my time.Old man.
you certainly have an interesting way of explaining things, "a sock filled with walnuts"? priceless. cexcells is amazing by the way.
You should be a creative writing free verse poet.I think you'd do well in that field.
Even guys who've done time in the clink need their dose of swirly-goodness.
Hahaha! Sounds like he looks like a bobble head dude that has been sitting in my brother's room for years.
Well, obviously you beat him. You're a handsome kickboxer, right?I bet HE can't benchpress a Ferrari.
You should have! I'm sure whatever resulted would have made for a hilarious story... once you came out of the coma.
He's still allowed out in plubic?And GREAT job with updating the blog. It makes us all estatic. I'm so proud of you...!
Oh wow...what an odd way to describe a person.
...walnuts.......interesting imagery......i have to say u are quite talented to come up with somethin like that...lol;P
An enormous square head WITH A TATTOO ON IT.You should have gone and bit his lip off.
hahaha. good imagination. (:
You should have told him that, and then shown him how you could whoop his ass in person. I bet he can't benchpress a Ferrari. Pfft, Mike Tyson...
u should've totally said that to him, and then show him how your ninja awesomeness is sooo much better than his boxin skillsjust careful with the teethxoxoAna<3
hahaha!Watch out! he might start biting off your ears! lol<3EXA
I once met Dick Van Dyke in a Dairy Queen...
dude, what kind of pinkberry does mike tyson get?
Ah, I love how you've been posting quite alot lately. I makes me happeh happeh. Sock filled with walnuts? Nice. [I haven't voted on the poll yet..I can't choose a freakin song. They're all sooo amazing]<3Rach
Ok, I gotta ask... you do know that they don't even know what pinkberry is for sure, right? How can you eat something that the company won't even tell you what it is?/lookin' out for you
..If I hadn't known about your perfect ninja skills I would have advice you to take care of your ears and stay away from that guy....but u know..thinking of Chuck Norris and his mighty.. no one can explain that..http://ro.foto.radikal.ru/0708/b2/8f303d242f96.gif (..However, there is an assumption, that Chuck Norris has abilities to pull oars by a strength of a thought)..so I would have been careful with that Tyson guy.. ))))
Ohh tcha totally. xD bet he'd have taken that REAL well! You realize now that so many fangirls are going to use the "sock filled with walnuts" to insult innocent, unknowing people... who will then become very confused. Ha. Funny anyway!
HSF!!! Runaway man, no one can defeat a sock filled with walnuts, as for Mike Tyson, I believe a swift karate chop will do it, no problemo, Peace Out!
Semiotic Love!!! Wooo!!!Jade, if you had told Mr. Tyson that he would've probably picked a fight with you and would've had to whoop his ass all over again.Which would've been pretty cool. Especially in public.
hahaha that painted a really great mental picture.
wow thats pretty cool, my dad met mike tyson in a bar once and his friend said that if he went and asked him what the ear tasted like he would give him 500 dollars, i think my dad had had a few drinks though because he actually did it and apparently tyson sat there for about a minute and finally replied ".....Chewy." so my dad was 500 bucks richer and had the great pleasure of knowing ears feel AND taste chewy
Thats amazing, you crack me up.
you went to pinkberry's? i heard it's an awesome yogurt place.but yogurtland is SO much better.lol. mike tyson. l-mao.
Alexa has been telling me about said Pinkberry.. I have yet to indulge. Tomorrow maybe, seriously..Next time you talk to her mention that you 'cry while holding a bag of radishes'.. she'll get it and she'll laugh uncontrollably while being confused that you know of such things. It's a plan made of win. -Dave
okay so I jumped the gun and commented before I made an account. (I just mispelled account and something very close to coconut came out I'm happy now)-Dave
Jade, I am rather upset. You and Davey didn't release Cex Cells in the UK at the same time as the USA. I still have to wait 2 days to get it. I think compensation is in order. You and Davey coming to England and personally handing it to me will suffice.Thank you very much.Kayli xx
It's from all those steroids and fat from other people's ears.You rule, jade <3
I forgot to mention than Mike Tyson totally hit on my sister a few years ago.She now refers to him as "Pervert Tyson".The things we discover about celebrities... I wonder what skeletons are lurking in YOUR closet (:
i`m afraid of Mike a lil bit....O_o
Did you escape with your ear still intact? Oh, ofcourse you did, your ninja skills pwn him by far.
hahahahahahahaha a sock of walnut; oh please don't let me imagine that. Believe it not i enjoyed kicking Tyson on Punch out on the nintendo box. Ahh those days of blowing in the box when it won't power up right away...PONG!
haha yeah and then i think he would have wooped yo ass... he he.
You did the right thing not telling himHe bites! And I'm sure he also has an enormous square jaw.
O_o You left out the massive super ugly tat on the side of the head. I think you couldd totally take him now, you just would have had to cover your ears... =D
sock filled with walnuts is obviously the first thing that comes to mind when you see mike tyson's machine-like build. you people dont get out enough! ;)
OMG hahaha your hilirous jade! haha a sock filled with walnuts? haha seriously thats a new one lmao.
He's probably just a skin filled with wombats.
http://i8.tinypic.com/6471mw5.jpgTyson's waiting to take you on.
Jade..... I freaking love you!And you probably should tell him. Just wear some earmuffs or something... something that teeth cannot penetrate... But I'm pretty sure that with your mad awesome ninja skills, you'd be able to kick his sorry ass again.I mean, come on, you can benchpress 5 CORNDOGS. He wouldn't have a chance.
I love Pinkberry! That's so strange that Mike Tyson would be there. Not what you'd believe his usual hangout would be.Congrats on CexCells, it's effing AH-MAAAAAAAY-ZIIING.
omg, Jade, I've been outta the loop for so long! I MUST find cexcells! can't wait to hear it! where are you touring? me wanna go!
That's adorable...except for the walnuts in a sock bit. That...that sounds disgustingly descriptive.
ha ha.....ha...hmmmm..ok well anyway love ze album. A sock filled with walnuts?!?!?! ....um uh ok RANDOMNESSSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHH heh heh... hold up i wanna know somethin how do you build a lifeboat out of sand? ha ^.^
you so should've lol
Mike Tyson..... From what I can tell, VERY descriptive! I know you hear this about 53655765487 times a DAY, but CexCells is an amazing album...... Many thanks for your creative streak! P.S. Tell Davey I said hi!
Hey Jade...Chicken Muffin.
i actually tried putting walnuts in a sock and now i know what he looked like yay me but thats kinda weird
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