Tuesday, November 27, 2007

So awhile ago I was thinking about the best outbursts ever in movies and tv, so I made a little compilation of them. Enjoy.





103 comments:

joti651 said...

that was fucking hilarious! that made my day...thanx! and happy almost bday! =]

darkness069 said...

That is one the funniest things i've heard in a while!
(i was at a kareoke tonite, so its a though competition, and u win)

really awesome to see you around so much lately!

FELIZ CASI CUMPLEAÑOS!!

aka:

happy almost birthday!!

from the lovely mexico, always waitin for your visits and your awesomeness ^.^

xoxo
~Ana

morti_viventi said...

awesome, but where's the "you make one more move on me, you motherfucker, I'll fuckin' cut your fuckin' balls off, I'll shove them up your fuckin' ass, I'll fuckin' bury you, I'll put fuckin' ice picks in your eyes, I'll chop your fuckin' eyeballs, I'll send 'em to your fuckin' family so they can eat 'em for dessert!"

Lisa said...

haha...Jade...thank you for that, I'm having the worst night ever and it made me laugh.


*hugs*



*listens again*

Karlye said...

That was genious! Thanks so much for that Jade, it made my day. :)

Susan said...

ha. very cool. considering the holiday season, you left out Christmas Story when Ralphie beats the crap out of the bully :)

Haras said...

Oh goodness.


HAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAA. My mom's asleep a few feet away from me and once I heard "YOU LOOK LIKE A BUCKET OF SHIT!" I had to turn the speakers down a tad.

HAHAH. Make more fantastic songs like this. PLEASE.

Addie said...

Hahahaha.

Fantastic.

Also, listen to Sarah. Please make more of these for us.

Winter said...

Oh, wow...

That made my day, Jade.
My mom was right behind my computer when I played this...awkward...

Devin said...

ahahaha that was fucking hysterical! <3 it :]

happy birthday soon!

shylittleemogirl said...

That's totally funny man. Glad to see you updating now, it's about fuckin time!
p.s.Joyeux anniversaire, sweety.
(I think that's how you spell it, don't remember =/)

*hugs*
*kisses*

-Jackie XD =P

Mute said...

Hahahaha. You've probably made my day.

manz said...

Aww! I can't hear anything =( Stupid computer ><


Happy birthday Jadeyy! =P

Much love...from me & and all your fans :D <3

Susan said...

Full Metal Jacket for your listening pleasure!! nothing beats being degraded by the military.
http://new.wavlist.com/movies/262/index.html

Qarlieaux said...

I see big things for this feel-good tune. The next summer hit I don't doubt.

She Sees Light said...

Holy crap. That was completely and totally awesome. Sad I only recognised one of the amazing outbursts, though.

Jade, you make my life come true. Though I might say that, just because.

She Sees Light said...

/thought.

Oh, and happy birthday again. :)

hiimniko said...

mr puget


that made my night,
accompanied by a lab report on e coli.

HAZEL!theROCK. :D said...

That was hilarious, lmao. Thanks so much, it gave a good laugh. Hahahahah. Once again, Happy birthday! :D

Somnambulist Prose said...

why are u just so damn talented Jade?? without you, where would we hear such great compilations of "fuck". hahaha, it was hilarious!

nancy said...

it looks like you are really at home tonite or you are really boring today, maybe its not, but its nice that you post this often lately =) hope you really get to see the posts that we tape in here, and we hope you dont desappear for long long time again =), again FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS, at this moment in my clock is 12:25am, so happy birthday and i hope you the best for the rest of your life and the best for every thing you do,

lots of hugs and kisses...

x0xAFIx0x said...

lol *sudden burst of laughter* - amazing! I not heard many of those before, but they sound hella funny!

It's 6am over hear in England. I just came on to say happy birthday again, but that's made me all happiness! *another sudden burst of laughter* bibi xxx

Emily

Cherol said...

Seriously Jade?
Seriously?
No Pulp Fiction outbursts?
Tsk.

But, it was extremely enjoyable nonetheless :)
Happy Early Birthday.

Erica [DF] [sXe] said...

that was awesome! sooooo funny =)

btw, happy early birthday!


<3
EXA

Light (L.A) ^.^ said...

LMFAO!!!! haha, I was suprised at myself for recognizing most of these XD, but anywho, loved the ending, classic, thanks so much for this, so how was the party???
Peace Out!

Light (L.A) ^.^ said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^

Its already your B- Day in Texas, but its very horrid here right now, 2 words, the Flu, Peace out!

Emily said...

I love you, Jade...that totally just made my week. Rat soup eatin' honky motherfucker...I'm going to have fun with that phrase tomorrow...

It's your birthday! Yay! I made cookies in your honor. I would (try to) send them to you, but sadly, they are not vegan...my mother wouldn't let me make "weird cookies" :( Anywho, we shall eat them and think of you. Happy birthday!

Juan said...

Mommie Dearest

Scar Face

Juan said...

some of my other favs . . .

Good Fellas

Full Metal Jacket

Clerks

40 Year Old Virgin

Pulp Fiction

frantic1 said...

Nice assortment. Woke me up.

Happy birthday!!

Enjoy the candy!!

It's Meagan! Meagan C. said...

hahaha! Wow this made my day so much better.

Thanks.

Lucy said...

haha that was hilarious!
you should do more of those

happy birthday!! :D

Kery said...

Whoa, that's something else! How many of them are from Casino? Pretty funny way to start a Wednesday morning!

Oh and that's quite the nice present you got there! You look like me after my post halloween candy sale shopping. :D

JoeMama said...

Jesus Christ I just snorted my coffee. Ouch.

Marina said...

"I'm gonna put a bullethole in your fucking forehead and fuck the brainhole!" Woah, that's hot. This is one of those (many) times I wish I had a cock.

leongyiting said...

Omg, that was awesome. You just made my wave of self-worthlessness go away.
<3

LydiaT said...

Ahaha, that was great.

Damn, your poll just alerted me to the fact that England doesn't have Arbor Day. That sucks!

x_pAuLeE_x said...

Damn!! It's real good! and funny as hell! (I swear in one part I was laughing so bad that it was creepy)


whoa! I almost forget!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!
Hope you have a wonderful day and remember you are well loved! Not only there in the USA but in all over the world a bunch of people admire you and today's wishing you the best things EVER!!

Kisses!! aaand HAVE A NICE DAY!!

Nickie M. said...

... bit boring... and i think... -i don't say it...-

Happy Birthday, you're sexy bastard! :P

xxconverse_girlxx said...

lolzors.




anyways. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! ^____^

Mina said...

*ROFL* XD it totally made my day! thnx! <3

Dubravka said...

oh wow, that was fantastic haha!

thequickfall said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Kayli Puget said...

"Is it possible for you to shut the fuck up for 10 seconds?" that was probably my favourite one. Jade you are insane, but in the nicest way possible. Seeing as I'm writing this on your birthday I might aswell say.. Happy birthday! Hope you had a really cool day! I love the sudden stream of blog entries since the last time I hit you up. And .. Well .. Yeah! I love you muchly (: Tell Smith I adore him! xxxx

Annabel said...

Hah! That was great to hear. Goodjob!

sarah said...

loved your compilation..and i probably should have read the comments first, and turned the volume down...little did i know i would be exposing my 4 yr old to such filth! LOL.

happy birthday too!

Mama Khat said...

Wow. Had to certainly wait for the kid to take a nap before listening to that one lol. It cracked me up.

brenna! said...

You are all kinds of silly, sir.

Meg said...

Thats great :) I think my neighbors think I'm crazy now though. Happy Birthday

Krissy said...

Haha, omjeez, that was great!
I was trying to recognize some of the clips, but I was giggling far too much.

Oh! And Happy Birthday! =D

Tracy said...

Your collection of movie clips was very funny and highly entertaining!
I hope you have a great birthday - remember, don't do anything I wouldn't do.

xoxo
Tracy

EM-uhhh said...

Happy Birthday...
Another year older, another year wiser, eh. I'm waiting for you to stun all of us with your stellar knowledge of __________ (insert random topic here). Or just say "I'm awesome." That works in almost any situation (except if you're facing sudden death by ninja star, collapsed building, or a machine gun).
Also, props on the mix. It made me happy.
Happy Birthday again!
---EMMA---

EM-uhhh said...

Oh, I'm-a sing you happy birthday in french.
Bon anniversaire a toi,
Bon anniversaire a toi,
Bon anniverSAIRE a JADE,
Bon anniversaire a toi!

Camilla said...

This made my day, that's for sure! :D Now I need to find these movies, they sound like a blast, haha...

And once again, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I'd sing for you in Swedish, but I'm afraid that might make you deaf.

<3

suiseiseki-chan said...

That was very funny!!!!
And HAPPY BDAY!!! n.n

Shrubs. said...

Happy BIRDay.

Much love from your homies.

DropDeadGorgeous said...

haha that was funny.
XD


happy bday Jadey!



<333

propelwave said...

That was really funny!!!
Hope u have a great b-day!!!

suiseiseki-chan said...

That was very funny,lol!
And HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

alayna said...

ahahahaha...this made my day!
Happy Birthday Jade! We all love you. :)

Lexcide said...

You look better than ever - Happy 34th.

<3

Amelie said...

Dude, Jade.
I wish you'd added some of Jay's stuff, from like, Dogma.
Like, any of them would've been fine. Maybe the one after Rufus fell out of the sky...
Anyway.
That was funny. I laffed.

Katie ;] said...

HAH

Oh Jade; That was great


Happy [Now] Birthday ^-^

WEiRDO. said...

Wow.

I believe that's
the most I've ever heard
the words "dick"
and "fucking"
ever used.

You can be my cursing buddy.

Ebon said...

win. just plain win.

manz said...

Finally, got it working :]
HAHAA xDD That was hilarious :D

Again, happy birthday! :DD <3

Yaz-Face said...

Ahahaha, wow. 'tis excellent.

Anyways, Happy Birthday!

Yes, I've already said it but you can't hear it enough, can you?

<3

lorral said...

I'd like to use a few of these at work. ;-)

LoveAfterDeath said...

That's was so freaking funny! Happy 34th brithday! :-)

Café Blasphème said...

Tollbooth Willie!

Happy happy day of birth!

awokennightmare said...

Potty-mouthed Jade. :) Shame on you. I had the speakers on full blast and my parents came running into my room to see what I was 'watching' (but rather what I was listening to)

Happy Happy Happy Birthday!

Love,
Charly

Ayla said...

What. The fuck. What the fuck, Jade. This is what you do with your spare birthday time???

Reposting this as a bulletin.

afi_is_my_life2 said...

soo cute haha plus happy bday jade

Yourfriendissoshiny said...

um.
why.
is my computer
a stupid punk ass smart ass clump of wires, chips and and.. all the other stuff that computers are made out of?..

it wont let me hear it >.<
unless it might be ... never mind i'l figure it out.
<3

Yourfriendissoshiny said...

YAY!
i did ittttt.
so good man.


ahaha "oh man i despise that dude"
pretty funny.

Is one of themm... indian?

allmylove said...

LMAO
you are amazing
you cheer me up everytime


happy birthday to you my lovely jade

ps
i hope you like pink
i think i will go sing you happy birthday now
:D <33uforever

LoveAfterDeath said...

I got a song for you!
Happy birth day too you.Happy birth day too you.Happy birth day dear,Awesome guitar player and awesome person all around,Jade!!!!!
Happy birth day too you!!!
Love you Jade <3 <3 <3

Your Personal Guardian Angel said...

Hey Jade

Sorry for the mega late Happy birthday but, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I think I annoyed my friends going on and on about it. However one of my friends cheered with me, so the whole school could hear =)
To answer your blog a little while ago. I am reading ‘New Moon’ by Stephenie Meyer. It’s the second in its series (if you haven’t read it) and i like it =) My friend threw the series in my face and basically said ‘...read.’

Best Wishes
xXxJessxXx oxox

impure0purest said...

happy belated birthday...

I seriously think you have something against updating this when I have computer acess, and jump at the chance to tell everyone else all about your fantabuloustasticradawesome life when I'm sick and prevented from going on the computer...

sometimes I despise you, most times I do not...

I hope you're not as pissed at life as my mom is about birthdays.. her's is dec. 4th and she's been not just a little bitchy lately...

I'm quite sure I'm going to love you forever.. you're too awesome for me not to...
<3

*hilary said...

I would've been impressed if you had thrown in Clark Griswold's rant at the end of Christmas Vacation. That one is such a classic.

Drea said...

Bahahahahahaha

ding's little sister said...

"You rat soup eatin honkey m-fer!" xD

Sarizzle said...

Oh my god. Awesome. Just pure fucking awesomeness.

<33 Thank you tremendously. I needed that.

Lauren said...

well, i'm not gonna lie.
that was amazing.
xo

Dar said...

Awesome!
That was hilarious!
Im gonna hear it the rest of the day ;)

Anni Atrocity said...

Beautiful.

XD

Amarantos Everlasting said...

That was funny!



ps. Does Adam have a blog? Tell him to get a blog and blog for us, he's the only one who hasn't blogged for us lol...random, I know.

Just Michi said...

Oh man, was that rad. Basically kicked more ass than anything this weekend-even more than Adam with a broken drum kit.

blackviolet said...

Hahahaha, I fucking love you.

Pyrophoenix said...

Wow...Jade with a player on his blog without his mac busting in flames???

Yes there is progress ^^

Lola Cain said...
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Lola Cain said...

Okay this is gonna show how pathetic I am with my tv and Movies, but one bit jumped out at me and I love it, so I shall type-yell like a dodgey randomer; BREAKFAST CLUB!!! WOHOO! *ahem* composeur.
I Love the breakfast club..that made me happy, thank you!
xXx

miseryXchord said...

You're going to have to pay for my funeral expenses, because I just died laughing...

AbsintheMinded said...

Ha! I so want to send that to my floridly psychotic and rather bothersome ex! It will go well with the dancing elf ( from office Max) my daughter made with his face. The entire coffee shop just has a great laugh listening to that. (except the guy that threw the beignet at me) Excellent compilation and movie knowledge! Thanks for sharing it.Hum, seems to be your birthday(?) so happy day of birth.

Viviana said...

This is too great.

:D

AbsintheMinded said...

Ha! It works to clear the Turkish coffee house of mindless snobs reading Bush O' rama-drama books and spouting religious ideology! It was great and damn did they speed out of there like "Satan" herself had spoken from the speakers of the laptop. Thanks for a great tool (hope you don't mind?) The whole place was falling out of chairs laughing when we ran them out!

jpatikan said...

THIS IS SIMPLY AMAZING.
FUCKING HILARI0US.
IMMA G0 LISTEN T0 THAT AGAIN.
CUZ IT MAKES ME LAUGH.
:]

xDemonxAFIxchilDx said...

some one doesn't have a life...
but knows how to put the wasted time into good use!
I wanted to record it and put it on my iPod, but NOOOOOOOOOOO. The sound recorder friggin' broke. Damn it!
Sooo...I'll just have to listen again.. :D

UniquenessInABox said...

I totaally forgot about this, but just found it again... AMAZING.

This makes my day every time I listen to it.

<3's
~Randi~

UniquenessInABox said...

Oh, and...

100th comment!

XD

<3's

Karanime said...

Dude, you so used Fruity Loops for that, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?

I recognize, like, most of those sounds, and I'm so psyched right now, lol.

TheWhiteRooms said...

You make me giggle Jade. Teehee. You truly do have way too much time on your hands sometimes.

Nish said...

that was soooooo random and funny i loved it