Wednesday, December 05, 2007

New poll. This is important stuff people.


edit: Let me clarify here, this is not a baseball bat, this is a bat, possible a vampire bat or maybe a fruit bat, but it will be flying all in your hair, biting and scratching at you, maybe making racist or sexist remarks.
Don't be too quick to choose that.

170 comments:

Jaleesa said...

Depends on what kind of bat it is.

I mean, most couldn't do much but pee on you..

Katie ;] said...

Baseball bat?

:]


I like my eyelashes...

JoeMama said...

You could always wear false eyelashes. Just ask Davey. LOL

kat said...

oh, its terribly important.

... :D <3

Jasmine said...

that is so random...
um my eyes just widen at the thought of loosing my eyelashes. sad lol

so i'd take my chances with the bat.

TEXAS! said...

WHY YOU STILL NOT JUDGE WHO WIN DAT POSTER CONTEST ON DEVIANT ART!!!

IMMO STILL PUNCH YEW!

Lemzii said...

Thing is... I don't really care about my eyelashes. I don't bother with looks a lot. But still, I can't imagine someone without eyelashes. That'd look at bit horrible.

...yeah.
So I put the bat one.
Because I've been hit by the sports bat before. And it's not that bad. xD

ciel said...

Bat. Then I can pretend to be Ozzy and maybe bite its head off...unless you meant a baseball bat.

exorcist emma said...

Bats are good!!

shanagdi said...

I have LOST my eyelashes, but my skin was too sensitive to wear false ones. Some types of chemotherapy make you lose eyelashes, nose hair, etc...

I would much rather be attacked by a bat. Without my eyelashes, I looked like I was crying constantly because there was nothing to protect dust and other items froms flying in my eyes. Even my glasses did not help that much. Seriously. It sucked. Losing my eyelashes was harder than losing the hair on my head.

PS. I don't mean to be bitchy. I had chemo on Monday and now it is only a matter of time before my hair & eyelashes fall out again.
:(

Nickie M. said...

idiot... 8-)... my eyelashes!!! i love them!!! and the bats too... and they don't wanna attack me, so... =P

darkness069 said...

ooooook....

Do you mean baseball bat, or blood-suckin bat?

I'll go for the blood-suckin one, just in hopes its less painfull than the baseball one and loosin my eyelashes....

<333

This Girl's Not Grey said...

Tehehe.....the actual mammalian-type bats are cute. But evil! And a baseball bat....well, it might be karma, since I like to thraten to beat people with a metal one....

And I like my eyelashes.....

Besides....with MY luck, I'll end up getting attacked by either a mammalian bat or the one used for hitting (a rather, very painful when you get hit by it) piece of sports equipment.

punk in writing said...

attacked by a bat? the bats (the ones thay fly, not the ones that are made for hitting things) I've come across wouldn't be able to do more that flap around in your hair and bite like a kitten.

I've had my tetanus shots so I'd take the bat, thank you. losing my eyelashes seem far more annoying, with all the junk that would get stuck in my eyes if the eyelashes weren't there to protect them.

also, I am very fond of my eyelashes and have different mascaras and eyeliners to suit their moods.

Alyce said...

Bat.

(:

*hilary said...

i voted for 'get attacked by a bat', although, i should probably change my vote, since i'm really good at applying fake eyelashes.

Buuni said...

If it's a fruit bat, what's the worse it could do?

Susan said...

I'll take the bat on.

I actually have a rather funny bat story from college. Let's just say it involves a sick bat that I spent all night looking for an animal rescue for...so I put it in a shoebox (rather I had my non-wuss pre-vet roommate do it) and drove it in the middle of the night to some rescue in BFE. Only to come home and have a message on my machine that there was no bat in the box. Oh sh*t. (Insert creepy music) I felt like I was in a horror movie creeping around my apartment and looking under my car seats for a bat. Eventually I found it...hanging upside down on my shower curtain. Freaked me out. Last time I help an unappreciative bat.

OptimisticPessimist said...

You're terribly important.

That was some lame sort of comeback that makes no sense.
Excuse me, It's 7:30am.
-sigh-

screaming like dogs said...

by attack, do you mean like, seriously injured?

i only hope that the bat doesnt rip out my eye lashes with its big strong talons...

Lenore said...

Well, the way I see it, getting attacked by a bat could kill you if it's like a vampire one or something. Plus it'd be scary. If you lose your eyelashes you could always borrow Davey's, he's got plenty to spare right? ;D

x_pAuLeE_x said...

Surely a bat... I can't even imagine myself without eyelashes...

Kaylee said...

That depends on several factors. Is the bat rabid and do the eyelashes grow back?

Cherol said...

A bat.
Especially if it's a vampire bat.

lola love said...

um...how intense is this bat?
and would my eyelashes grow back or is this a permanant thing?
this poll isn't specific enough.

BlaqkAudio_AFI said...

Ummm wow that is kind of a random question don't you think?? Oh well I guess you really must be bored to ask that question. haha!

Shrubs. said...

I can run faster than bats.

Melinda said...

there's always fake eyelashes...ask davey!

Black Electric. said...

I put attacked by a bat.
Though I'm not sure which bat you're on about.
But I'd look well weird if I lost my eye lashes so..
:]

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Blaqk Elektrik said...

Yeah, bat.

You can fight it off...or run.

[Liz] death by misadventure said...

I really hope someone gets you the "Would You Rather...?" tear off calendar for Christmas.

would you rather mellon ball out your left eye or hammer railroad spikes into your knees?

Katie said...

A bat flew into my head once. (A flying bat, not a baseball bat)
It wasn't so bad.
So I think I'll keep my eyelashes and get beat up by another bat.

Addie said...

Bats are kinda like mice with wings.

And rabies.

Buuut I still like them as well as my eyelashes, so I went with the bat attack.

LydiaT said...

Man... bats are cute. I suppose getting attacked by one would be better than losing your eyelashes.

How in hell did you just randomly think of this? That's what I wanna know. But yes, important stuff indeed.

Karlye said...

I went with the bat, I like my eyelashes.

Daya Destructisaur! said...

I put get attacked by a bat... because I've sadly already lost most of my eyelashes... For your future referrence: fake eyelashes kill real ones.

said...


i dont have really have that much lashes there so thin and nasty.
id rather lose all of them =|

i love wearing faux ones anyway.

Light (L.A) ^.^ said...

Wow, this automatically reminded me of Bat For Lashes XD, anywho I've always wanted to be attacked by a bat, so thats what I picked, I guess I'll keep my eyelashes XD, Peace Out!

THANKS SO MUCH FOR UPDATING
I <3 MUNCH!!! so adorable ><

Mariana said...

the bat, fer sure.

awokennightmare said...

Um.. I don't care about what 'bat' it is. I'll keep my eyelashes thank you very much. Have you ever SEEN someone without eyelashes? It's gross.

I hope you want to keep your eyelashes too. :S

She Sees Light said...

Damn straight.

Once my cousin cut off his eyelashes and his eyelids got stuck together. I shudder. Plus, bats are kind of cute. If one would ever attack me, I'd probably just take it home and have tea with it while teaching it the basic rules of etiquette. Doesn't everyone want a pet bat? I'm not quite sure what I ate today.

hiimniko said...

hmmmmmmm losing eyelashes sounds pretty bad,



but getting ebola from a bat doesnt sound quite as lovely.
i have to go with losing eyelashes.

Andrea Alonzo said...

i love my eyelashes...and my fake eyelashes too jajajaj

but i'm scare by bats...iuuuk..but if it turns me in a vampire i would be happy...jaja

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Katie said...

Umm... after your clarification I may want to change my answer.
I strongly dislike sexist bats.
Ok, bye bye eyelashes

Katie ;] said...

. . . .


HAH! I CHOOSE NEITHER!

:D


Even though I already voted....

Darn it

Somnambulist Prose said...

i seriously thought about this.

i went with the bat...the way i figure, the attack by the bat will most likely not last more than a few mins (depending how long it takes me to run away from it), the bites and scratches will heal within a few weeks and rabies shots are a one time deal nowadays so in the end the whole bat ordeal should be done and over with in a few weeks...but losing your eyeslashes is forever.

and i HATE trying to put on false lashes. davey should make a how-to video on this feat.

Lexcide said...

Bat.
I've already lost my eyelashes once - I figure, why not try something new?


<3

stella said...

I like how a far greater amount of people would prefer rabies over having to glue fake eyelashes on.

JulietEchoSierra said...

I'm too vain to give up my eyelashes without a fight.

impure0purest said...

I'm going with losing my eyelashes.. can't stand those sexist [u]bat[/u]stards

....If anyone important asks... I did not just type out that pun.. never once in my life have I created a pun ever.. and I didn't even vote in the poll. That's what you're gonna say when some one says "wow, who wrote that godawful pun?"

This Girl's Not Grey said...

Ah.

Thank you for clarifying! I am glad that I am no longer in le dark...

And besides, once again, with my luck, I would get attacked by a scrathing, biting, racist bat. This would be QUITE unfortunate...but sich is life, my freind...such is life.

x_pAuLeE_x said...

Thanks for making things clear :D

...but still, I pick up the bat attack. It shouldn't be that bad considering it's size and that if you get hurt, it will heal later!
Even if it did some sexist/racist marks, it will heal and puf! everything back to normal.

But if you lose your eyelashes, then it would be bad because you couldn't go anywhere without feeling/looking creepy and weird.

Sooo--- There's my pick...


AGAIN
lol

Karlye said...

In regards to your clarification, I take back my anwser about the bats, I can't handle those sexist remarks.

Fake eyelashes are better anyway. :]

It's Meagan! Meagan C. said...

I would rather get attacked by a bat than lose my pretty! :D

Well... maybe.

exorcist emma said...

I still think being attcked by bats is better. Even if they are making sexist comments.

I suck nuts at putting fake eyelases on so bats are fine!

jayxwreak said...

Well, that is definately quite the odd poll... hmm... I'd so combat with a bat. I wouldn't hurt it. Maybe challenge it to a game of Chess. It'll win, but it would be fun to see it move it's pieces.

brenna! said...

Fruit bat, ok.
Vampire bat, not ok.

& boy, what's with you updating so much? It's refreshing, but totally unexpected.

Pash said...

I'd rather lose my eyelashes because they're very light anyway, practically invisible. So I can just wear those kickin' rad hot pink tinsel ones instead.

Bats, man, they're nothing but trouble. We had little batty congregations under the eaves of one of the admin buildings at ASU and those suckers would fall right on you if you walked underneath. $1500 for rabies shots? When I had a sassy T-shirt habit to support? Not happening.

Unless it's one of those bats that actually does turn you into a vampire, that'd be pretty cool. I always wanted to write a Master's thesis on "Vampirism and Human Affairs" but I lack first-hand experience.

Alex♥ said...

I would like to keep my eyelashes ... Please! Bats are kinda cute...maybe... but I like my eyelashes so, sorry but I'll take the bat.
♥♥♥You

In a ditch,

☺Alex

Qarlieaux said...

Whateva, Stellbot. I gots my rabies shot.

Candace said...

I chose eyelashes. Speaking of losing them, a senior in our school got a cut above his eye and he decided to super glue it up but it got in his eye. He had to cut off all of his eyelashes to open his eye.

said...

I get freaked out when just ONE of my eyelashes falls out. I have like, an eyelash-falling-out phobia or something.

And I think bats are cute. So I'll choose that. :)

Shel said...

I voted eyelashes. I don't like things flying at me, and I don't need more things in psuedoleather type things making sexist comments about me...

er

Jaleesa said...

Sweet jesus, now the bat sounds like my sister's boyfriend.


NO EYELASHES PLZ

smoke goes to god said...

I think this is a very hard decision...
I hate bats and losing your eyelashes would suck...

Blaqk Elektrik said...

Hm...Yeah, still going with the bat on that one. Just maybe run a little faster now.

WEiRDO. said...

Well, let's see...
I think...
I think you's crazy man.

But, I love bats, and they
love me.

They'd only attack me with their
love. yayyy.

manz said...
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manz said...

I choose eyelashes... I can wear fake ones! (Even though I love my eyelashes)....Maybe I should ask Davey for advice on how to put on fake eyelashes when I lose them ^^

Ashleigh said...

I'd rather lose my eyelashes. Haven't had all vaccinations as they were available, so I can't be sure that I wouldn't be able to catch anything. Plus there's always the risk of infection. No thank you. Bats are cute, but only when they stay away.

Besides, I don't want a furry repeat of that time a magpie dive-bombed my head twice and hit me in the same spot both times. That hurts.

said...


i wanna change my vote to the bat.
i think the racist or sexist remarks.
might make for a good conversation.

lol.




<33

Ebon said...

you make up the weirdest quizzes.....

Dancealways said...

I'll lose the lashes based on your description of said bat. But we once did catch a bat and take it to the woods to release it, and it was very timid, and not scary at all - it kind of chirped.

alex94945 said...

bats give you rabies

snow_vs_asphalt said...

bat, fo sho. when i was born {this is a really random story, btw}, my parents didn't know whether i was going to be a boy or a girl because they wanted it to be a surprise, so the doctor looked at me & went "with those eyelashes it must be a girl." true story. so in a way.. they are my first defining... thing. i had a really good word there, but i lost it. damn.

would YOU rather be attacked by a bat or lose your eyelashes, Jade Puget?

talksosmall said...

The bad doesn't have rabies, does it?

Cherol said...

Oh man, if it's making racist or sexist remarks I might just have to change my vote...
But then again, I don't have hair so that won't be too much of a problem.
Are we defenseless here? Against the bat, that is. Can we perhaps capture it in a blanket and throw it out of the cabin door?

Liz said...

I can always get false eyelashes glued on.

allmylove said...
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allmylove said...

LOL
Your so cute jade and random.
I never would have thought that on your blogspot we would be having such strange conversations
:D i feel better though it was a long day

Now vampire bats are cool but the biting and scratching and comment would bother me. I would choose loosing my eyelashes over that. Besides they could probably just grow back
LOL

BlackRabbit said...

NO NO ...i love my eye lashes...i prefer the bat....
I cant live without my eyelashes....

little lisa said...

is it a vampire bat?

LoveAfterDeath said...

I picked get attacked by a bat. And if it made racist and sexual remarks, I could get a restraining order =p The weird thing is I pictured myself with out eye lashes. It was creepy O_o To bad I don't know Davey, I could steal his. And while I'm at this stealing thing,I'll take some eye shadow =p I have to say though,Davey is the most pretty man I have ever seen XD Sorry Davey XD Which one would you choose Jade?

Kristi said...

I was attacted by a bat once, in a freaky abandoned prep school surrounded by a graveyard. Scared the shit out of me.

ChinchillaDust said...

Hmmmm...a racist sexist bat or eyelashless? That's a toughie.

I think I'd choose the bat, but only because I can tell a wicked tale of how I escaped a horrifying abusive bat that had fangs the size of knitting needles.

It beats telling a boring old story of how I lost my eyelashes. Now, if you included a description of how we'd lose our eyelashes, it'd be a different story.

I'm thinking of a setting that includes the words "Micheal Jackson" and "Pyrotechnics".

glitterkitten said...

Jade I think that we have clearly clarified by that poll that we all love our eyelashes far too much to loose them.

And I would'nt mind a vampire bat, it might mean I become a vampire no?

Cindy said...

For those of you who selected "bat," I feel the need to warn you. Although I fear the wild turkey even more, the bat, if trapped in your house, is a creepy little bastard who will fly at your head and attempt to disorient you by flapping its little wings in your face and showing its pointy little teeth. I speak from experience! Consider your choice wisely. There are, after all, fake eyelashes.

Mina said...

..my eyelashes are priceless so..

..thinking of randomness..there can be lots of polls like that..

..like: what would you prefer: To hug a cow..
or To be fish massager for a day.. (I'm sure fishes have their own massageres, cause they look always so shiny and slim)
>(\\)<

charlotte_capricorn said...

hmm... Lose my eyelashes!
so whats the big deal, you can buy new ones! bigger ones!
=D

Lacy Cherie said...

you should really make a top 5's comeback.

Lacy Cherie said...

oh and I chose the bat
...inless of course it has rabies

frantic1 said...

Haven't yu ever heard the song batwing kisses?

Kayli Puget said...

Ohhh.. I don't know.
That's a really hard decision!
God, Jade.

Come here, and let me kick you ^.^
Much lurrrve! xx

Not Your Typical Mama said...

Hell, if I didn't have eyelashes, I could rock out some awesome false ones! So yeah, the bat thing kinda freaks me out. O_o
I *heart* you, Jade.

Kery said...

Vampire bat, you say? Well I am unafraid. I like bats, I think they're kind of cute. Well, you know, in an evil blood sucking kinda way. What would you choose??? :)

HAZEL!theROCK. :D said...

Hmm. I've been hit by a baseball bat before. It made me laugh. Lol. :D

HAZEL!theROCK. :D said...

Actually, I think bats are cute. Those animals. LOL

Nickie M. said...

i don't care if it's a real bat! i need my eyelashes!!!

horrorstruck said...

hm.. is the losing of the eyelashes permanent or are they allowed to grow back? Cause in that case i could lose them. But I'd rather be attacked by a bat than lose my eyelashes forever.

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art biter said...

Well, I love teeth and I love biting...but bats? Probably would just end up being Aunt Minnie and Uncle Chester, and that's the trouble with the holidays. Your relations are always buzzing around getting in your hair trying to tell you what life was like before the Internet...or worse things...I'd rather lose my eyelashes. Better to see in the dark, my dear!

awokennightmare said...

I know I've already commented but.. I think you should do a video blog for your next update. Maybe you can demonstrate what a bat attack actually looks like.

Camilla said...

Oh, man... You, Jade, have to be the master of randomness, haha! ;)

I would probably choose the bat though, and hope that I'm lucky enough to get a fruit-bat and not the vampire one... Fake eyelashes and I just don't go well together, I'm afraid!

<3

devin said...

i'd take racist and sexist comments from a bat over losing my lashes any old day. those puppies are golden... plus, the bat could be one hot vampire in disguise. :]

Elizabeth said...

i choose loosing my eyelashes but only if i know i'll be attacked by Batman ...

Jessica said...

Eyelashes. Anything but the bat. Bats freak me out. My best friend found one in her sink once, and it nearly killed her. I was afraid to go in that bathroom for the next three years.

Kimie said...

The bat for sure!!

paradajz said...

Hey, i found your blog accidently, it's really cool, my friends and i are from croatia and we enjoy afi, i bought the live album recently



oh and karate, i have a brown belt and soon-to-have a black one, Croatia is an elite in karate so don't mess with us:P, or you can join us XD

LydiaT said...

Dude, I'd still rather have a damn bat in my hair (not permanently mind you...) than no eyelashes, even if it is calling me a ho and saying that I shouldn't have the right to vote. Unless of course, the bat in question happens to have rabies. Then, shit, the eyelashes are gone.

liebling said...

Oh come on! Bats are the cutest little creatures EVER! They can attack me all they want!

Steven Seagull said...

Attacked by a bat. Maybe I'll turn into a gothy vampire.

Daya Destructisaur! said...

In that case, I choose the bat hands down.
If you were to survive, think of the story it would make! I'd be like "hey guys, guess what?? I'm so goddamn punk rock I fought a bat! By CHOICE! fuck yeah!"

morrowkitty said...

You are awesome, lol...I love the things you come up with

^_^ ella

AreYouInOrAreYouOut said...

I like my eyelashes. People think they're fake cause they're so long. Plus getting attacked by a bat would be quite an experience. I choose the bat =]

Haras said...

I chose the bat fight.

Only because I know I could woo the bat with my charm and it would decide to give up before it did too much damage.

Shentel said...

I've already been attacked by a bat. Forrealz. It happens when you live in Pennsylvania. Seriously

screaming like dogs said...

idk why people got confused about this

theres a big difference between

attack WITH a bat
vs.
attack BY a bat



anyways, whatever bat this is thats gonna get up in my grill talking bout my mama has got another think coming

sideburniaaa said...

i'd personally rather get attacked by the racist sexist vampire fruit bat please. though it may be pretty hard to get those tough remarks and deep cuts from that thing out of my head.

Vanessa said...

I like my eyelashes and I am not skilled enough for fake eyelashes.

PLUS BATS ARE CUTE!

Michelle said...

My eye lashes are dear to me, bring on the bats!

ThatOneGirl said...

I was gonna boycott your poll Jade, because I'm rebel like that... but I gave into the pressue.

I have these wicked cool fake eyelashes, so I went with losing my lashes. :]

<3

ding's little sister said...

I think I'd rather be attacked by Davey dressed as a bat. He probably isn't capable of doing much harm. Although his nails do seem pretty ferocious.

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Kily said...

Hi Jade Whats up?
fanaly..i got you..
lol sorry..
im at school
got to go.
bye
take care
p.s.
im new to this wed is cool...

Katiekay said...

I'm excited that your updating a lot. It's pretty fun.

I'd have to say I'd rather be attacked by a bat. I'd look super funny without eyelashes.

blkcherie said...

Oh well. Jade, I had a dream that you were a vampire. And that you bit me ;-;

But then We were like YAAY. and then you played guitar :3

Shop Floor Ninja said...

the bat... it would be an emence story, just think of the possibiities to exagerate it...

Sarizzle said...

I lost all my eyelashes before. ;D It wasn't all that bad..

OptimisticPessimist said...

I went for the eyelashes.
They grow back. Fast.

My friend got his burnt off, along with his eyebrows.

Good times.

Plus, I don't want rabies/mad bat disease.

Jade Pugets Girl said...

Hey Jade Nice ...Ur Really Good At Writing I Luv It hey as a fav will u comment on my new blog cause that would be totally awsome and it would mean the world to me ^_^


and i luv blaqk audio it is way amazing

Havoks Fall Child said...

Oh Jade.....you're so random, love.
:]

Synthetika said...

My friend was attacked by a bat once.

She was sitting by the pool and a bat ran into her arm. She screamed and jumped in the water.


Oh the memories...

NicOLe =P said...

umm difficult to choose...
I mean i'd die without my eyelashes!!
(that sounds stupid) but i love my eyelashes hahaha
And i'd hate to be attacked by bat...
But if i had to choose i think to lose my eyelashes cause you can wear fake eyelashes...xP

TEXAS! said...

O_O I just looked at that pole and the votes for getting attacked by a bat were at 666

I yam scared ><

Tambra said...

I pick getting attacked by a bat. Loosing my eyelashes is something that I don't want to happen.
Although I have to put mascara on to make it look like I even have any, I still don't wanna loose them lol.

screaming like dogs said...

there are only 5 songs on your top 10 list.


dont worry ive made that mistake before, except the other way around. just dont let it happen again, punk.

LifeOfAFallenAngel said...

hm... I love my eyelashes and I cant pull off fake ones so I'll just get mauled, but hey I'll still have my eyelashes.

JHTorkveen said...

My best mate claims he is a vampire bat, and that he attacks me every night when I sleep. So since I'm still in one piece I guess that is better than losing my eyelashes xP

HorridRomance said...

I choose bat. They're small. And mammal-y. Plus, getting stuff in your eyes without eyelashes would hurt hella bad.

morti_viventi said...

a bat for sure. Even if it's Bela Lugosi's Devil Bat. It was for times like these why God invented the 2nd ammendment of The United States Of Merica Constitution, duhhhhhhh!

Laurypoo? said...

I would sooo rather lose my eyelashes.
What kind if a poll is this anyway? You're out of it.

riot!girl said...

i'd honestly rather have vampire bite marks on my neck than no eyelashes, bb.
plus, how cool would it be to get attacked by a bat? imagine the bragging rights :]

SXM said...

Racist or sexist remarks. Ouch.

My eyelashes aren't very nice, but I wouldn't want to lose them.

Hard to choose.

morti_viventi said...

also, you only have five songs in your top ten metal songs of all time.

diamond girl said...

tbh i rather have my lashes fall off.

there are always sales on fake lashes and glue.

The caustics won't caustic for me said...

Vainity keeps the lashes on my lids, I could deal with a bad do and the sexist bat

HAZEL!theROCK. :D said...

those songs are awesome, but there are only five? lol [:

Dancealways said...

So you like those songs so much that each one counts as 2 heh. I'd agree on Master of Puppets.

vanessa said...

i don't know you that meant you want to give to that T-shirt so i don't have words. !)

Screw-The-Lables said...

I had the bat but thought about Rabies then quickly changed my answer haha.I like Fakeies (eyelashes) there so pretty and fluttery and who would notice? Well unless you say something like 'Oh guess what guys! I had to choose between being attacked by a bat who potentially has rabies or to loose my eyelashes and I went with the non-life threatnening one so the eyelashes your seeing now are fake' I'm sure you'd be the only one to notice.

BrennaaBrutal said...

what would you pick, Jade ?

Theresa said...

The poll made me think of Bat For Lashes..!!

said...


my sister said that she chooses
to lose her eyelashes while
getting attacked by a sexist,racist,fruit vampire bat.
while getting hit by an actual baseball bat.


wendy said...

came across ur blog while looking up AFI (and no not the band, the Australian Film Institute)

anyway,

i rather get attacked by a bat. but then again, i probably try to capture it so i keep it.
Then i would peroxide the top part of it's head and dress him in black leather and call him Spike.

Kenny said...

Heh. I got linked to your blog from Wikipedia, Jade. Would really prefer getting attacked by a bat. Cute little things. Ha.

natasha said...

perhaps you could come up with a list of top 10 books instead.

Amarantos Everlasting said...

"...biting and scratching at you, maybe making racist or sexist remarks."

Hahahahah you're just too funny boy. I still voted for the bat...because when you don't have eyelashes your eyes stick together when you sleep...and then in the morning it's hella painful to get them open again. Unless you ment fake eyelashes...in which case I still would have voted for the bat even if it made sexist and recist remarks. Love ya'

ANATHEMA said...

I'm sort of deathly afraid of vampires...and vampire bats.

And there's always fake eyelashes if need be.

snow_vs_asphalt said...

...So the 'Ready, Set, Go' remix may or may not be vying for ownership of my soul.

*shifty eyes*.

Seriously, it's awesome.

Marie>You said...

Get attacked by a bat. Definitely. I wouldn't want to lose my eyelashes. Do you know how much weirder I'd look without them?

allmylove said...

Your remix of "Ready, Set, Go!" is absolutely amazing. I liked the song when i first heard it but you have made it even more beautiful with your musically talented mind. I love you forever, and you should update more often it makes me so happy:)
have a fabulous day my jade
<33

allmylove said...

Your remix of "Ready, Set, Go!" is absolutely amazing. I liked the song when i first heard it but you have made it even more beautiful with your musically talented mind. I love you forever, and you should update more often it makes me so happy:)
have a fabulous day my jade
<33

Kaylee said...

I learned last night it takes three years for an eyelash to grow back...so I think we all made a good choice.

Sarah said...

Hmmm I guess it depends on the bat and the method of eyelash loss. I would rather have a fruit bat come flying at me than have my eyelashes say, burned off or plucked one by one. *winces*

NatalyFancyKetchupRox said...

I choose the bat. The battle wounds and the bragging rights are way cooler.

AbsintheMinded said...

Sacre' bleu! I did not see this one. Ha! I already lost my eyelashes from med's and ended up getting them tattooed on (yes like a normal tattoo with a needle) They usually grow back and the tattoo actually kinda tickles on the eye. A needle coming at your eye is kinda disconcerting so Ya, I could take on a bat. Hell, I'm a Sanguinarian! Nothing gets me down. Funny poll. Great laughs.

AFI Girl aka Caitlin said...

haha a bat making rascit sexist remarks? That made me laugh :)

Caitie
xxx

Nish said...

i vote bat