Saturday, January 26, 2008

Bonding with baby is the best. If I had a baby, we'd definitely catch up over a cup of coffee.








































144 comments:

punk in writing said...

haha, where do you find these things?

Shentel said...

You know what's sad?
I've definitely met people who put booze in the bottle for the baby to make them go to sleep.

But that could be just a Pennsylvania thing. :|

a florida belle said...

Unfortunately Shentel, it's not just a Pennsylvania thing.

Those are hilarious though. Hehe.

camilla said...

Haha, I do keep wondering how you find all this random stuff... I'd definitely play chess with my baby, and it'd most likely beat me too seeing how horrible I am at that game.

<3

Angie said...

I love the baby's face on "Fun Games for Baby."

Lifeboat of Sand said...

Ha.Ha.Ha.

:D

jadeass said...

JEEEZ... That is so funny...

Lori said...

Hahaha, calming baby.
These are amazing.

C'est Moi. said...
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cheddy fri said...

Wow. That nursing one is the best.

*hehe*

Princess Niko said...

idiot! XDXDXDXD -my mum come in my room and ask me why i am crying...XDXDXDXDXDXDXDD-

cup of coffee??
blah... i hate coffee... -german version- Ich hasse Kaffee.

<33

Harley said...

The only bad thing about playing chess with a baby is that it appears the baby is winning :| haha

devin said...

bahahaha no way, nursing baby is the best. lmfao i can't stop laughing.

ps - thanks for answering my question. it made me feel speshalz. :]

paradajz said...

Dude... That is... soooo asian... but funny as hell XD

BlaqkAudio_AFI said...

HAHA those are awesome! I would have to agree with the cup of coffee thing though. HAHA!!!

brenna! said...

Definitely ran into this book at Barnes & Noble. I giggled.

Sarizzle said...

Amazing.

joha said...

I imagine taking coffee with my brother (he has 4 months) o.O

hahahaha

is funny xD

Brittney said...

HAHA!! where did you find these??
Nursing baby is DEFINATELY the best!!(and the most disturbing...)

Brittney said...

Oh yeah and today is my birthday so that just made my day! lol

XpostmortemX said...

Wow. Just wow.
hahahhhahaa.
I can imagine it now.
"So, junior, how was pre-school today?"
"gujsghbkjsf."
"Nice. Meet any ladies?"
"jshfkjaf."
hahahha

Addie said...

Ooh, looks like you figured out how to keep the question post on top. Sweet.

And these were awesome. Hahaha. I'm saving them to my hard drive.

Marisa said...

Wow, where in the world do you find these things?! haha ;)

Meggy said...

Hahah oh my.

Today is just amazing. Thank you for answering my question. I read it at like 2 am. We had just finished the Blair Witch Project and just moving onto Velvet Goldmine.

JB said...

XDDDD ahahaha! I saw these the other day on a writers forum I go on. Good times, good times.

Excercising baby is my favourite. Should I ever have a child, I want him/her to be a strong 'un =D

~JB~

Synthetika said...

That explains A LOT about my effed up brain...

s.m.o'shea said...

Nonsense. My children will drink their coffee black by the time they leave middle school! I did, and look how I turned out! (Er...)

Where did you find this? I really hope it's a joke. It is either hilarious or terrifying.

awokennightmare said...

I love the 'exercising baby' cartoon. :) That's probably what you were doing when you were a baby... benchpressing weights.

JoeMama said...

OMG I just sent this to someone the other day. You missed the fucking best one "Drying Baby" and how the dad had the baby in the clothes dryer. Fucking priceless.

Katlyn said...

HAHA

oh god Jade where do you find this shit?

oh yes im so going to have a kid and totally not follow these rules xD

WAKE UP, BILLY *squirts pepper spray*

xgrrrrrrl said...

now we all know baby does and donts :)

pirate said...

What about nursing the baby?
Are you gonna nurse the baby?

[I'm hoping you don't have THAT much
hair on your chest.]

cautionary whale said...

Amazing. You should have a bench pressing contest with exercising baby.

ciel said...

what do they mean I can't give booze to the baby...I've received no complaints

dannydunlop said...

Dear god, Jade. I don't see what's so wrong with having a hot cup of coffee with a baby, sure the baby may not enjoy it, but look at the mother. She's having a good time, and with everything thats happened over the last few months, she deserves it. That baby can suck it up for a few hours a day.

Theresa said...

Jade..come on now..you need a spotter don't you?? the perfect work-out buddy..

hee hee very cute

Qarlieaux said...

I would never play chess with my baby. I'm not very good.

Lydia-T said...

Hey, that baby doesn't look too impressed with Chess. The baby obviously knows what's up.

What is this and where the hell did you find it?!

bloodstainxx said...

Hahaha
That's funny & awesome xDD

LA CONEJITA FELIZ said...

YOUR FUNNY BUNNY!!!

Endlessly Immortal said...

I would totally make my husband do the nursing thing.haha.He'd have to undergo some major surgery for that to actually work.lol. Psh, my baby better be born knowing how to play some chess. ;)

Mr. Heater said...

Dude, I was just totally looking at that on Ebaumsworld....

JXH

Susan said...

you totally seem like someone who would read The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbooks...

speaking of survival, Lost returns tomorrow, woohoo!!

stella said...

Reminds me of the conversation I had with someone about male lactation. Ughhhhh.

Somnambulist Prose said...

HA! That's fantastic Jade...I'm sure you'd do some bonding over java. What would be you topic of discussion choice?

angelic_cries said...

Hahahahahaha.
That was amazing.

Combat said...

I don't know, Jade! 'Waking Baby' had me laughing pretty hard.

Combat said...

Add to previous comment: I also love how serious that baby looks at playing chess. He totally has his male parental figure beat.

kirstie said...

o.O Random

Krystina said...

That made me laugh, prompting my mother to look at me like I'm insane.

Where do you find such greatness?

<3

ninjasareflippinsweet said...

Bonding baby is pretty great, but I dunno. I think Nursing Baby might be better. Or even Exercising Baby. A bench press? Maybe superman as a baby could bench press, but I doubt anyone else. Maybe you, because I'm pretty sure you can do anything at any age.

alyssAfromUnder said...

Helllla, having a talk with a baby over some coffee & bagels. :P

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alyssAfromUnder said...

Helllla, having a talk with a baby over some coffee & bagels. :P

Hilary said...

"nursing baby" is just freaking creepy.

vox vampirica said...

haha, i like how you say you'd "catch up" over a cup of coffee.

i hope said cup of coffee is an americano or caramel macchiato from starbucks.

TattedDoll said...

Jade, where in the hell do you find this shit... LOL at "claming baby"

minauderie said...

this had me laughing so hard, thank you for this (:

sally said...

Ahahaha!!
Thats great!
You're a weirdo, Jade.

I would totally play Risk with a baby instead of chess. It's way more fun.

dark helmet said...

i remember when i was a baby.


i also remember hating chess and booze.


a deadly combination for any age.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of babies......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9zUG0uP4sM

this video is HILARIOUS!! NINJA BABY!!!! lol

Ashleigh said...

Um...okay. Not entirely sure what's so amusing about it. Seems more odd than anything else, but maybe that's just me.

And you obviously found a way to keep the other post at the top, so good job on that.

Buuni said...

So how much is that poor child bench pressing?

Teehee, those made me laugh.

She Sees Light said...

Hahahahahah. Awesome. How much time must you have on your hands in order to find this stuff?

Oh... You didn't really post this on Saturday and I didn't see it, did you? o__o

propelwave said...

hehe thats so funny!!! were on earth did u find that??? i love the coffee

Anonymous said...

That's hilarious! Nursing baby made me crack up!

Not Your Typical Mama said...

I totally bond with my son over coffee!
Hmm...maybe that's why he don't sleep so good...!

Candace said...

Gawd, where do you find these?
I'd also like to thank you for making my friend and I laugh so hard that we got in trouble during class.

My favorite is waking baby.
My friends is bonding with baby as well.

Loves Summer Rain said...

hahaha man thats awsome! But no worries, im sure if u were a dad, u'd be a great one, and he'd end up just like you! :D *You scream and run away for your life shouting 'OMG HE' GUNNA BE LIKE ME!'* J/K lol

that was cool!

Trauty said...

Dude there is nothing wrong with weight training your baby! I mean don't you it to be a big bad-ass football star when he grows up?! I mean seriously!

Amelia Imelda said...

i was alone in the house when i read this, yet when i saw it, i said, 'what the fuck, Jade?' aloud, as if you could actually hear me.

the 'calming baby' is great.

Christa said...

yeah, I used to play chess with my dad when I was a baby too. ;)

Miseria said...

Those are so wrong yet amazing on infinite levels. Love it.

And I love how frustrated the chess-playing baby looks. ahahaha

YazFace said...

Hahaha, you never fail to make me laugh.

Even the friend I waas talking to over the phone guffawed along with me.

Just...amazingly amazing.

Haras said...

Hahahhaa. The chess one and the coffee ones are definitely my favorites. I think it's because the baby's head barely reaches over the table.

Anonymous said...

i dont know why but i think just about every thing where its says no, i think britney spears has done to her kids...

other than that concern, that's freaekn hilarious man. i can sooo totally imagine you doing that....

^_^"

kathavokx said...

I'd feed coffee to my kid.
Not giveing coffee to someone is just wrong.

esperanzagomez said...

hahah youd be a kick ass dad jade haha

lorral said...

Where were you when I was raising MY kids? hehheh

:-D

Daya Destructisaur! said...

Damn... I guess I've been babysitting my little brother wrong for these past couple years...

Cherol said...

Haha those remind me of Matthew Vescovo's instructoart.
Good times.

xxxMolfixxx said...

hilarious!

ChinchillaDust said...

LMAO!

That's awesome.

wendy said...

i liked the calming baby.

it gave me a few memories of me when i was a baby. i actually have a photo of me with an empty beer bottle. i just cant remember whether i was holding the bottle or drinking out of it!! :]

HAZEL!theROCK. said...

Wow. Haha. Hilarious. How on earth do find these random stuff? Haha.

<3

Hope to see you in Singapore soon. (:

Amelie said...

I think baby would rather play chess

said...



hahahahaha
funny shit

XD

watch this,lol
CHONGA!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVHdqmN7-XE

Haleees said...

Oh come on! That's gender discrimination, why can't the dude breast feed? Haha. Do you have any childhood memories of someone who maybe should have read those parenting tips? My nanny should have read one that said," Don't hit kids with wooden spoons...."

Karlye said...

Yay! You figured out how to keep the question one at the top.

Haha, I really don't see why chess is bad for a baby. I'm thinking that if by the time your kid is four months old and is already playing chess, then you've got a baby genius on your hands.

Dancealways said...

wait, that baby can't benchpress a ferrari yet? haha where did you get those?

Davie said...

I'm down with any kind of baby that can bench press, haha.

trans-freak said...

haha, so random

Wendy said...

OMG! Dude.....Waking Baby is my favorite!

Love it.

Jennifer said...

Hahaha, wow.

Miraenda said...

haha that one with the guy nursing reminded me of "Meet the Fockers" where DeNiro built that contraption to do it...disturbing is definitely the word to use.

As for booze and coffee, why not combine that into two for the price of one? Just give baby some Irish Coffee.

Glad you got the comment deal figured out. I felt pretty stupid with my reply on how to do it with my complicated steps only to have someone right after me give a much easier way lmao

Lori said...

To the girl who posted about The Worst Case Scenario books.
Haha, those are amazing.

JHTorkveen said...

Haha laughing like h*** ^^

Fantamazing! said...

hehe that is so weird!
Man that baby is so intense!
Who doesn't weight Lift with babies?

ciao amelie said...

hahah the calming the baby one reminds me of me. when i was like 1or 2 there's a picture of me at my brother's birthday party holding a beer bottle. my mom said it was empty but STILL!! who in their right mind let's their kid take a picture like that?

emilierose said...

oh my god Jade. i can just see you doing that. i'll warn marissa... :]

darkness069 said...

Gotta give you credit for findin some of the most random, funny, ridiculous things on internet, Jade!

But really nice too, so findin a blog update from you is always a nice surprise ^.^

Sad thing, it kinda reminds me to situations i actually have seen...
O.o

Aaaanyway
Much love, darlin
~Ana Victoria ♥

PS: my dog likes cexcells, he gets hyper when i play it xD

Mina said...

Hahah!! XD yep I'd like to play chess with a baby,guess who'd win all the time!! ;)
>(//)<

Drea said...

bahahaha!
thats hillarious
i shall definately play chess with my baby cousin next time i see her :D
lol
love Ya!!
<3
DREA

Shop Floor Ninja said...

here in the UK bonding is done over a cup of tea, coffee is just too strong a taste for light conversation.

Anna! said...

What...the...
0.o;
where did you find this treasure? Was it meant to be really really weird or was it supposed to be serious parenting advice? Either way, it's fantastic.

Alex♥ said...

LMAO That's hilarious! Where did you find this?

Leelee said...

Oh Jade, I love you. Those are way too funny. I didn't know our country needed instructions and warnings on babies. What is this world coming to? Great post!

1thatuloath said...

ahahahaha! tis funny coz mother would give me booze to calm me as a babe
and...
MAN BOOB! :D

Pyrophoenix said...

It's funny cause if you replace the baby with a boyfriend it works too... ^^

leongyiting said...

Lol! You must have a lot of time on the computer to find those kind of stuff.

By the way, thanks for replying, reallyyyyyyy appreciate it <3

Mer said...

My sister gave me a copy of that book at my baby shower about 2 years ago. It still amuses me. If you haven't seen the whole thing, you should find a copy and flip through it.

AbsentOfGrace said...

lol. Those are hilariousss.

Sims said...

men can actually nurse babies. read/watch this and be traumatized :D

http://www.thethinkingblog.com/2007/08/fact-men-can-breastfeed.html

sims said...

eh, stupid link... let's try that again.

http://www.thethinkingblog.com/2007/
08/fact-men-can-breastfeed.html

The caustics won't caustic for me said...

Damn, I guess I thought wrong.

HevAMP said...

The nipple-chesting one is my favorite.
Lawl.

erica :) said...

omg! i like the waking baby one. AIR HORNS RULE :)

Danika said...

HAHA oh my gosh Jade. Where do you find these stuff. when i look at new stuff on your blog i always laugh. if i ever had a bay day.... looking at this would make me feel alot better. lol. You are hilarious! <3
If you were a father i bet you would be a great one. [you would probably teach your baby how to play the guitar] lol. jk the fun games for baby was funny!

p.s. you AND smith are both funny. FuNnY BrOTheRs!

screaming like dogs said...

i hope you would breast feed your baby too.

screaming like dogs said...

ps - i think it would be ok to share a cup of coffee with baby if he were in a booster seat. atleast a phone book or two?

art biter said...

I'd definitely be bonding with baby on the dance floor. No one's ever too young to tango. And babies are natural crowd surfers. I see them trying this on all the time. The moshing might get a bit tough, though. I'd get agro if someone tried to punt the little ankle biter.

Jaclyn said...

Shentel said-
"You know what's sad?
I've definitely met people who put booze in the bottle for the baby to make them go to sleep.

But that could be just a Pennsylvania thing. :|"

hah! No, that's not funny I'm from Pennsylvania =/.

Anyway. Wow those were some interesting images, you know when I have children I really was going to concider making my babies lift weights/bench press for excersize, but since the image suggested it wasn't a very good idea.....

Nicole said...

This SOOOOOOOOOO made my morning.
My brother tries to wake me up with a friggin blow horn every morning.

Disaster said...

This is great!!!! Wow Jade, you find the funniest things!

Anonymous said...

I think that maybe cruising the mall and splitting a hot pretzel would be a sweet way to bond with a baby. But I don't have a baby. I was also thinking of songs AFI could cover, maybe "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors, or "18 and Life" by Skid Row? Possibly?

Anonymous said...

Oh yeah by the way my name is Hayley, I don't know why but I put my name on everything and I just forgot on this comment so yeah

Hayley

Jesse said...

Hello Jade!
My girlfriend and I found out recently that we are going to have a baby due october!
We decided that if it's a boy that his middle name would be jade after you. So we were hoping that you would be the godfather?

UniquenessInABox said...

I'd totally chill with my baby over coffee too!

Anonymous said...

LMAO
I was in WHSmith [do you have it? w/e it's a book store]
and the book which has all of these in it was there
I forgot what it was called
but me and my mum went back every hour to look at it again
we didn't buy it though
ahaha
X

x?xCassiex?x said...

HEY! what are you trying to say about babies with booze? is that a bad idea? lol, jk

AFI Girl aka Caitlin said...

Haha. Those made me giggle :]

Light (L.A) ^.^ said...

Gah! The one with nursing the baby reminds me of that one episode of family guy, truly disturbing XD, great for a laugh though, hopefully evryone does it the right way O.o, Peace Out!

pokepick said...

very funny. i couldnt stop laughing...also happy valentines day :D. you rock my socks...yes both of them

Anonymous said...

http://www.pyzam.com/funnypictures/details/5206

afifan66 said...

hah the nursing is funny.. so is the coffee

Shentel i dont think only a Pennslyvania thing when over in ireland i saw parents giving there child booze to fall asleep but it worked haha

:-)

Amarantos Everlasting said...

That is funny.

Neon The Insane said...

This is so freaking funny. Jade, you ish a genius. Where did you manage to find this hilarious piece of media?

Hadrian said...

What are you talking about? Babies LOVE playing chess.

It's true.

Jordan Von Shotgun said...

Upon closer inspection I now realize that that Air Horn is not Mace. Although, I believe that, had it been Mace, That would have been a lot funnier.

There is nothing more invigorating than mace in the morning.

grace solution said...

I tot dat pics was from some email..

bonding with baby with a cup of coffee?? bestXD

I am the Walrus said...

those pictures of the parents with the baby reminded me of this:http://www.safenow.org/
Hilarious-ness!

kamuix212 said...

I've got the perfect icon for you, Jade:

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v643/iconcryzed/LJ%20Stuff/Icons/Ohthefun.jpg[/IMG]

*snickers* I love those, I stuck them in my LJ...

kamuix212 said...

Damn thing...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums
/v643/iconcryzed/LJ%20Stuff/Icons
/Ohthefun.jpg

Copy and paste..

Nish said...

wow how you do it i dont know but i do know that i love it