Ho(me), Ho(me), Ho(me)
Bonding with baby is the best. If I had a baby, we'd definitely catch up over a cup of coffee.
haha, where do you find these things?
You know what's sad?I've definitely met people who put booze in the bottle for the baby to make them go to sleep.But that could be just a Pennsylvania thing. :|
Unfortunately Shentel, it's not just a Pennsylvania thing.Those are hilarious though. Hehe.
Haha, I do keep wondering how you find all this random stuff... I'd definitely play chess with my baby, and it'd most likely beat me too seeing how horrible I am at that game. <3
I love the baby's face on "Fun Games for Baby."
JEEEZ... That is so funny...
Hahaha, calming baby.These are amazing.
Wow. That nursing one is the best.*hehe*
idiot! XDXDXDXD -my mum come in my room and ask me why i am crying...XDXDXDXDXDXDXDD-cup of coffee??blah... i hate coffee... -german version- Ich hasse Kaffee.<33
The only bad thing about playing chess with a baby is that it appears the baby is winning :| haha
bahahaha no way, nursing baby is the best. lmfao i can't stop laughing.ps - thanks for answering my question. it made me feel speshalz. :]
Dude... That is... soooo asian... but funny as hell XD
HAHA those are awesome! I would have to agree with the cup of coffee thing though. HAHA!!!
Definitely ran into this book at Barnes & Noble. I giggled.
I imagine taking coffee with my brother (he has 4 months) o.Ohahahahais funny xD
HAHA!! where did you find these??Nursing baby is DEFINATELY the best!!(and the most disturbing...)
Oh yeah and today is my birthday so that just made my day! lol
Wow. Just wow.hahahhhahaa.I can imagine it now."So, junior, how was pre-school today?""gujsghbkjsf.""Nice. Meet any ladies?""jshfkjaf."hahahha
Ooh, looks like you figured out how to keep the question post on top. Sweet.And these were awesome. Hahaha. I'm saving them to my hard drive.
Wow, where in the world do you find these things?! haha ;)
Hahah oh my. Today is just amazing. Thank you for answering my question. I read it at like 2 am. We had just finished the Blair Witch Project and just moving onto Velvet Goldmine.
XDDDD ahahaha! I saw these the other day on a writers forum I go on. Good times, good times.Excercising baby is my favourite. Should I ever have a child, I want him/her to be a strong 'un =D~JB~
That explains A LOT about my effed up brain...
Nonsense. My children will drink their coffee black by the time they leave middle school! I did, and look how I turned out! (Er...)Where did you find this? I really hope it's a joke. It is either hilarious or terrifying.
I love the 'exercising baby' cartoon. :) That's probably what you were doing when you were a baby... benchpressing weights.
OMG I just sent this to someone the other day. You missed the fucking best one "Drying Baby" and how the dad had the baby in the clothes dryer. Fucking priceless.
HAHAoh god Jade where do you find this shit?oh yes im so going to have a kid and totally not follow these rules xDWAKE UP, BILLY *squirts pepper spray*
now we all know baby does and donts :)
What about nursing the baby?Are you gonna nurse the baby?[I'm hoping you don't have THAT much hair on your chest.]
Amazing. You should have a bench pressing contest with exercising baby.
what do they mean I can't give booze to the baby...I've received no complaints
Dear god, Jade. I don't see what's so wrong with having a hot cup of coffee with a baby, sure the baby may not enjoy it, but look at the mother. She's having a good time, and with everything thats happened over the last few months, she deserves it. That baby can suck it up for a few hours a day.
Jade..come on now..you need a spotter don't you?? the perfect work-out buddy..hee hee very cute
I would never play chess with my baby. I'm not very good.
Hey, that baby doesn't look too impressed with Chess. The baby obviously knows what's up.What is this and where the hell did you find it?!
HahahaThat's funny & awesome xDD
YOUR FUNNY BUNNY!!!
I would totally make my husband do the nursing thing.haha.He'd have to undergo some major surgery for that to actually work.lol. Psh, my baby better be born knowing how to play some chess. ;)
Dude, I was just totally looking at that on Ebaumsworld....JXH
you totally seem like someone who would read The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbooks...speaking of survival, Lost returns tomorrow, woohoo!!
Reminds me of the conversation I had with someone about male lactation. Ughhhhh.
HA! That's fantastic Jade...I'm sure you'd do some bonding over java. What would be you topic of discussion choice?
Hahahahahaha.That was amazing.♥
I don't know, Jade! 'Waking Baby' had me laughing pretty hard.
Add to previous comment: I also love how serious that baby looks at playing chess. He totally has his male parental figure beat.
That made me laugh, prompting my mother to look at me like I'm insane.Where do you find such greatness?<3
Bonding baby is pretty great, but I dunno. I think Nursing Baby might be better. Or even Exercising Baby. A bench press? Maybe superman as a baby could bench press, but I doubt anyone else. Maybe you, because I'm pretty sure you can do anything at any age.
Helllla, having a talk with a baby over some coffee & bagels. :P
"nursing baby" is just freaking creepy.
haha, i like how you say you'd "catch up" over a cup of coffee.i hope said cup of coffee is an americano or caramel macchiato from starbucks.
Jade, where in the hell do you find this shit... LOL at "claming baby"
this had me laughing so hard, thank you for this (:
Ahahaha!!Thats great! You're a weirdo, Jade. I would totally play Risk with a baby instead of chess. It's way more fun.
i remember when i was a baby.i also remember hating chess and booze.a deadly combination for any age.
Speaking of babies......http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9zUG0uP4sMthis video is HILARIOUS!! NINJA BABY!!!! lol
Um...okay. Not entirely sure what's so amusing about it. Seems more odd than anything else, but maybe that's just me.And you obviously found a way to keep the other post at the top, so good job on that.
So how much is that poor child bench pressing?Teehee, those made me laugh.
Hahahahahah. Awesome. How much time must you have on your hands in order to find this stuff? Oh... You didn't really post this on Saturday and I didn't see it, did you? o__o
hehe thats so funny!!! were on earth did u find that??? i love the coffee
That's hilarious! Nursing baby made me crack up!
I totally bond with my son over coffee!Hmm...maybe that's why he don't sleep so good...!
Gawd, where do you find these?I'd also like to thank you for making my friend and I laugh so hard that we got in trouble during class.My favorite is waking baby.My friends is bonding with baby as well.
hahaha man thats awsome! But no worries, im sure if u were a dad, u'd be a great one, and he'd end up just like you! :D *You scream and run away for your life shouting 'OMG HE' GUNNA BE LIKE ME!'* J/K lolthat was cool!
Dude there is nothing wrong with weight training your baby! I mean don't you it to be a big bad-ass football star when he grows up?! I mean seriously!
i was alone in the house when i read this, yet when i saw it, i said, 'what the fuck, Jade?' aloud, as if you could actually hear me.the 'calming baby' is great.
yeah, I used to play chess with my dad when I was a baby too. ;)
Those are so wrong yet amazing on infinite levels. Love it.And I love how frustrated the chess-playing baby looks. ahahaha
Hahaha, you never fail to make me laugh.Even the friend I waas talking to over the phone guffawed along with me.Just...amazingly amazing.
Hahahhaa. The chess one and the coffee ones are definitely my favorites. I think it's because the baby's head barely reaches over the table.
i dont know why but i think just about every thing where its says no, i think britney spears has done to her kids...other than that concern, that's freaekn hilarious man. i can sooo totally imagine you doing that....^_^"
I'd feed coffee to my kid.Not giveing coffee to someone is just wrong.
hahah youd be a kick ass dad jade haha
Where were you when I was raising MY kids? hehheh:-D
Damn... I guess I've been babysitting my little brother wrong for these past couple years...
Haha those remind me of Matthew Vescovo's instructoart. Good times.
i liked the calming baby. it gave me a few memories of me when i was a baby. i actually have a photo of me with an empty beer bottle. i just cant remember whether i was holding the bottle or drinking out of it!! :]
Wow. Haha. Hilarious. How on earth do find these random stuff? Haha. <3Hope to see you in Singapore soon. (:
I think baby would rather play chess
hahahahahafunny shitXDwatch this,lolCHONGA!!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVHdqmN7-XE
Oh come on! That's gender discrimination, why can't the dude breast feed? Haha. Do you have any childhood memories of someone who maybe should have read those parenting tips? My nanny should have read one that said," Don't hit kids with wooden spoons...."
Yay! You figured out how to keep the question one at the top. Haha, I really don't see why chess is bad for a baby. I'm thinking that if by the time your kid is four months old and is already playing chess, then you've got a baby genius on your hands.
wait, that baby can't benchpress a ferrari yet? haha where did you get those?
I'm down with any kind of baby that can bench press, haha.
haha, so random
OMG! Dude.....Waking Baby is my favorite!Love it.
haha that one with the guy nursing reminded me of "Meet the Fockers" where DeNiro built that contraption to do it...disturbing is definitely the word to use.As for booze and coffee, why not combine that into two for the price of one? Just give baby some Irish Coffee.Glad you got the comment deal figured out. I felt pretty stupid with my reply on how to do it with my complicated steps only to have someone right after me give a much easier way lmao
To the girl who posted about The Worst Case Scenario books.Haha, those are amazing.
Haha laughing like h*** ^^
hehe that is so weird! Man that baby is so intense! Who doesn't weight Lift with babies?
hahah the calming the baby one reminds me of me. when i was like 1or 2 there's a picture of me at my brother's birthday party holding a beer bottle. my mom said it was empty but STILL!! who in their right mind let's their kid take a picture like that?
oh my god Jade. i can just see you doing that. i'll warn marissa... :]
Gotta give you credit for findin some of the most random, funny, ridiculous things on internet, Jade!But really nice too, so findin a blog update from you is always a nice surprise ^.^Sad thing, it kinda reminds me to situations i actually have seen... O.oAaaanywayMuch love, darlin~Ana Victoria ♥PS: my dog likes cexcells, he gets hyper when i play it xD
Hahah!! XD yep I'd like to play chess with a baby,guess who'd win all the time!! ;) >(//)<
bahahaha!thats hillariousi shall definately play chess with my baby cousin next time i see her :Dlollove Ya!!<3DREA
here in the UK bonding is done over a cup of tea, coffee is just too strong a taste for light conversation.
What...the...0.o;where did you find this treasure? Was it meant to be really really weird or was it supposed to be serious parenting advice? Either way, it's fantastic.
LMAO That's hilarious! Where did you find this?
Oh Jade, I love you. Those are way too funny. I didn't know our country needed instructions and warnings on babies. What is this world coming to? Great post!
ahahahaha! tis funny coz mother would give me booze to calm me as a babeand...MAN BOOB! :D
It's funny cause if you replace the baby with a boyfriend it works too... ^^
Lol! You must have a lot of time on the computer to find those kind of stuff.By the way, thanks for replying, reallyyyyyyy appreciate it <3
My sister gave me a copy of that book at my baby shower about 2 years ago. It still amuses me. If you haven't seen the whole thing, you should find a copy and flip through it.
lol. Those are hilariousss.
men can actually nurse babies. read/watch this and be traumatized :Dhttp://www.thethinkingblog.com/2007/08/fact-men-can-breastfeed.html
eh, stupid link... let's try that again.http://www.thethinkingblog.com/2007/08/fact-men-can-breastfeed.html
Damn, I guess I thought wrong.
The nipple-chesting one is my favorite.Lawl.
omg! i like the waking baby one. AIR HORNS RULE :)
HAHA oh my gosh Jade. Where do you find these stuff. when i look at new stuff on your blog i always laugh. if i ever had a bay day.... looking at this would make me feel alot better. lol. You are hilarious! <3 If you were a father i bet you would be a great one. [you would probably teach your baby how to play the guitar] lol. jk the fun games for baby was funny!p.s. you AND smith are both funny. FuNnY BrOTheRs!
i hope you would breast feed your baby too.
ps - i think it would be ok to share a cup of coffee with baby if he were in a booster seat. atleast a phone book or two?
I'd definitely be bonding with baby on the dance floor. No one's ever too young to tango. And babies are natural crowd surfers. I see them trying this on all the time. The moshing might get a bit tough, though. I'd get agro if someone tried to punt the little ankle biter.
Shentel said-"You know what's sad?I've definitely met people who put booze in the bottle for the baby to make them go to sleep.But that could be just a Pennsylvania thing. :|"hah! No, that's not funny I'm from Pennsylvania =/.Anyway. Wow those were some interesting images, you know when I have children I really was going to concider making my babies lift weights/bench press for excersize, but since the image suggested it wasn't a very good idea.....
This SOOOOOOOOOO made my morning.My brother tries to wake me up with a friggin blow horn every morning.
This is great!!!! Wow Jade, you find the funniest things!
I think that maybe cruising the mall and splitting a hot pretzel would be a sweet way to bond with a baby. But I don't have a baby. I was also thinking of songs AFI could cover, maybe "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors, or "18 and Life" by Skid Row? Possibly?
Oh yeah by the way my name is Hayley, I don't know why but I put my name on everything and I just forgot on this comment so yeahHayley
Hello Jade!My girlfriend and I found out recently that we are going to have a baby due october!We decided that if it's a boy that his middle name would be jade after you. So we were hoping that you would be the godfather?
I'd totally chill with my baby over coffee too!
LMAOI was in WHSmith [do you have it? w/e it's a book store]and the book which has all of these in it was thereI forgot what it was calledbut me and my mum went back every hour to look at it againwe didn't buy it thoughahahaX
HEY! what are you trying to say about babies with booze? is that a bad idea? lol, jk
Haha. Those made me giggle :]
Gah! The one with nursing the baby reminds me of that one episode of family guy, truly disturbing XD, great for a laugh though, hopefully evryone does it the right way O.o, Peace Out!
very funny. i couldnt stop laughing...also happy valentines day :D. you rock my socks...yes both of them
hah the nursing is funny.. so is the coffeeShentel i dont think only a Pennslyvania thing when over in ireland i saw parents giving there child booze to fall asleep but it worked haha:-)
That is funny.
This is so freaking funny. Jade, you ish a genius. Where did you manage to find this hilarious piece of media?
What are you talking about? Babies LOVE playing chess. It's true.
Upon closer inspection I now realize that that Air Horn is not Mace. Although, I believe that, had it been Mace, That would have been a lot funnier.There is nothing more invigorating than mace in the morning.
I tot dat pics was from some email..bonding with baby with a cup of coffee?? bestXD
those pictures of the parents with the baby reminded me of this:http://www.safenow.org/Hilarious-ness!
I've got the perfect icon for you, Jade:[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v643/iconcryzed/LJ%20Stuff/Icons/Ohthefun.jpg[/IMG]*snickers* I love those, I stuck them in my LJ...
Damn thing...http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v643/iconcryzed/LJ%20Stuff/Icons/Ohthefun.jpgCopy and paste..
wow how you do it i dont know but i do know that i love it
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