Saturday, July 05, 2008





















I just had Cookie Crisp with chocolate chip cookies, chocolate chips, Oreos, and soy milk. Instant diabetes. You can get it at this cereal bar called Jujus in Westwood in LA. Try it.

Smith was very appreciative of the birthday gift that some of you pitched in for. A $200 credit at a tattoo shop. I'm sure he'll get something amazing along the lines of:



After he get it he's going to send me a pic and I'll post it.
It'll probably be Steve Buscemi and Carrot Top rollerblading or a wizard with a crystal ball and in the crystal ball is a castle and in the window of the castle is a unicorn with a crystal ball with a wizard in it.
Sorry to blow your mind unexpectedly like that.











181 comments:

ciel said...

LOL Carrot Top. But Smith is awesome, you should tell him that. Repeatedly.

Also, damn, those cookies and generally cookies, are my favourite food. No lie.
Soy milk is pretty awesome, too.

Black Electric. said...

NOMNOM instant diabetes.

Susan said...

that was random :) no patriotic stories for us? i suppose you can't get more American than cookie crisp.

GaBriELa L. said...

yaY!!!!
4th comment!!!!

oreos r da shit i want sum now!!!

jade tel ur bro smith happy late b-day!!!

so wut happen 2 ur hair?

Wendy said...

Yum....cookies. Peanut butter is also nice.

What did you decide to do with your hair??

Let us know what your brother gets......see you at the next show in KC MO....hint, hint.

Avalon said...
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Avalon said...

Random enough? Thats ok, I am probably even more random. That "instant diabetes" sounds sorta good...

Amber said...

If Smith hadn't done it first, I would be all over that Real Talk tattoo.

Bitch, is you tweakin'?

As far as the instant diabetes goes...that just sounds delicious.

amanda said...

we should blend all those things together into a convenient drink, for diabetes on the go :P


happy late birthday to the smith! can't wait to see what he gets!

Erica's grilled cheese sandwhich said...

you just had to post those pics! you're trying to tease me!! i want cookies and chocolate chips and cereal!!! T.T

Somnambulist Prose said...

cereal bars might be one of the best ideas humans ever came up with.

can't wait to see what new random tat smith adds to his body.

Pill Popping XXX said...

OREOS!
<3
Milk's favorite cookie :]
LOL
ahh Smith.

Do tell him he's very loved would you please?
Tell him a crazed fangirl said that XD

little lisa said...

you are ridiculous. i love you.

Nicole. said...

Thats pretty damn amazing. They should put that on the menu for JuJu. Totally call it Instant Diabetes for Jade Puget. Haha.

T'would be awesome. Also wondering about the hair. Buzzing? Not? Who knows? How was your 4th of July?

Too many questions yo. You should post a vid of Smiffers. Yea. *hugs*

<3

Haras said...

My teeth are crying just at the thought of those instant diabetes.

If Smith can't think of what to get, tell him to get a portrait of Michael Jackson. Like, Michael Jackson now. Not Michael Jackson from 20 years ago.

sydney said...

that was sooo random, but thats why we <3 ya! YUM! cookies sound soo good right this second!

So wut did u decide to do with ur hair? If u did somethin with it PLEASE put some pics up here! Even if u didn't do anything some pics wuld be nice! Let us no somethin A.S.A.P.

with MUCH <3,
sydney

B.T.W. tell Smith Happy LATE Birthday! O, and give my luv to the rest of the guys and Munch!

lezah said...

The crystal ball thing sounds amusing.

That's a lot of ... chocolatey food. Plus soy milk.

<3

Anonymous said...

haha that sounds like a great meal. i hope smith liked my present i gave him =]

Nicole said...

Cookie Crisps are good. They're my favorite. Let's hope you don't get diabetes. =]

Lmao Carrot Top. Haha.

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Crimson Butterfly said...

lol i swear you and smith are bot spazes(not trying to offend)but i bet being a spaze isn't a bad thing i still didn't like the fact that he threw a poor little sank in a tree(sobs) but you two make me feel better when i'm down hell i just saw a shinigami(death god a.k.a. ghost or spirit)selling twinkies or promotting twinkies

Anonymous said...

we need that ep soon plz!

YazFace said...

Whoa, mind-blowing indeed!

Karlye said...
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Simply Surrounded said...

Thanks Jade. Thanks. :]

Yeah, I've got nothin' else. <3

Karlye said...

That sounds so good right now, yet it doesn't due to the instant diabetes.

That cereal bar that you speak of reminds me of a frozen yogurt bar I went to the other day called U Swirl. It has the same set up that a cereal bar would have only it's frozon yogurt, and you pay for your yogurt by the ounce. They even had a vegan fruit sorbet.

Tell Smith to go with Carrot Top rollerblading, seriously.

Kaylee said...

Awww, Smith's b-day. Last year I was watching Tiger Army "with" him in Las Vegas on his b-day. Okay, so he was backstage and I was being trampled, crumpled, deeply injured in the mosh pit, but ya know...

kirstie said...

Wow...I don't think I could handle that much sugar xD

I love you <3

Kristi said...

That sounds like one of the least fulfilling breakfasts ever. Why did you order it?

xcarcinogenxcrushx said...

Well, diabetes or not, that sounds delicious...
Not a big fan of soy milk though, but other than that, I'm all for oreos

*hilary said...

at least I'm not the only one with a crack-like addiction to chocolate.

Ebon said...

hmmm welll i'll just have to see what i can do on getting greatest tour manager in the world a present as awsome as him.

awokennightmare said...

Ha. That sort-of sounds gross. You should try Crave cupcakes in Alberta. They are 100% sugar-loaded babies. Almost enough to make you hurl.

shana gdi said...

I am surprised you don't have diabetes from the birthday box of candy you received last year!

My mind does hurt now.

I am going to go have some chocolate and/or make some brownies. Mmmm...

Anonymous said...

We don't care what you've had. We don't care for fucking Oreos.

Smith is getting his tattoos done "soon", like, EP soon, or AFI big announcements "soon", or real soon?

Katherine said...

incase i forgot how much i love you...

Mia said...

Mmmmmm, that sounds good! Cookies rock.
And don't appologize, I live for having my mind blown. XD

Actually, that sounded selfish...ALOT of people live for mind boggling randomness.

Fluffo said...

I think I developed diabetes just from reading that. Grossss.

Kørrlej said...

He should probably get a tattoo of a skeleton shredding some hot lixx on a mountaintop in a lightning storm. Also a dragon is flying over shooting flames at the skeleton, while being ridden by a Valkyrie wielding a magical sword.
Y'feel me?
That might be sweet.

dannydunlop said...

Steve Bushemi. Definatly Mr Pink.

Christa said...

Maybe Steve Buscemi is the wizard

propelwave said...

haha can't wait 2 see the pic. yum i love oreos!

Static Distortion said...

That post was amazing lol.

I love cookie crisp, and with soy milk? And a mix of other various chocolatey items?? Even better xD.

I hope Smith gets something interesting, I can't wait to see.

-Jackie

devin said...

man i haven't had cookie crisp since i was little. i really miss it. :(

The caustics won't caustic for me said...

Darn, that was my tat idea haha. And I pretty much killed all mellow-ness putting 6 cups of sugar into a gallon jug of already sweetend tea...sugar is just that awesome...I should just grow it.

Mr Jade...keep the sugar/sweet photos coming

volare said...

oh dude no way in hell.. *hurk*.. all yours man.

if you're ever up this way, Hannaford store brand soymilk is kickass. Better than that Silk nastiness.

Taylor said...

haha.
i love smith:]
not as much as you, however.
<3

Dark Flame said...

Jade I love you, you are unique and fun your food yummy you make me hungry and I hope you dont get diabetes, I will like to see smith tato he is sweet.

folkedforlife said...

Don't worry, you always blow my mind unexpectedly. Through your music and your blogs. Thank you for that. Hugs and love, Liz

Anonymous said...

Ha-ha-ha!

Smith is bossman rad:]

The rollerblading one would only be cool if they were both wearing disco outfits and 'fros:]

An illusion-like mideval scene is probably the best, though, if the wizard was Steve Buscemi, and the dragon had the face of Carrot Top, and the unicorn had the face of Michael Jackson. Or Tom Cruise.

I've never heard of a cereal bar, but it seems like a mouth full of cavities and great times. Were you going for the Calvin and Hobbes experience? Don't think anything could compare to Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs!

A really cool thing my friends and I do is light some candles, and break out the oreos. Then, we melt the middle on the flame and eat them. I guess, it's the same as putting it in the microwave, but using an old-fashioned way is more appealing. You should try it sometime. =]

happy be-l8td fourth o' joo-lye=}

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq2_YKQGE_U

paranoidkid said...

carrot top tattoo! if it were orange: where in the world would you get all the ink? ..V8 CARROT JUICE IT IS!

if only you guys had a gaiaonline account. seriously,we a.f.i. fans post shout out happy birthdays. we're just crazy enough to do that,even if they're unread :)

leongyiting said...

Woah, chocolate spree.
I bet Smith's tatt's gonna be kewl :D

Todd said...

Oh shud up.

Emji said...

Sounds good ;D
If you like chocolate that much, try chocolate-icecream with small pieces of chocolate in it, and popcorn.

I don't know how many times I wrote chocolate in that sentens, but still.

Popcorns for the win!

camilla said...

Haha funny, I also just has cookies and soymilk! Not nearly enough chocolate in there though, hmhm...

A Carrot Top tattoo would be awesome, tell Smith he's da man if he gets that, lol! Not that he isn't anyway, but y'know... Any new ink for you lately?

<3

ChinchillaDust said...

I would've been blown away if your soy milk was chocolate as well. Talk about chocolate overload.

Actually, if done right, that tattoo would be pretty bad ass once you think about it...

Stix said...

Holy shit I love Smith.
Hahaha.

la ghost said...

Holy sugar shock!

Did you wash it down with some Christian Crank?

Damn, that tattoo concept sounds like a Möbius strip.

Mr. Heater said...

I love steve buscemi, should totally be reminiscent of air heads.


Instant diabities was my vegan banana split last night, and since I usually refrain from sugar, I do not see myself trying this sugar abomination in LA anytime soon, dear.

JXH

alyssAfromUnder said...

Soy milk is the bomb :D

Alexis said...

Hm, diabetes. That sounds nice. Haaa. xD
Soymilk's pretty amazing though, they have it at lunch in my school. It's pretty tight. So I can still follow my vegatarian ways. Although, I must say that the vegan hamburger is on borderline of poisonous. It looks like a crab cake, with a sort of green tint to it.
Lovely.

Oolala, new smith ink!? How exciting, I'm excited! Are you excited? I know I am. (:

I can't wait, smith's tattoos are always something to look at, always.

And don't worry about blowing my mind with that last one, I was thinking about getting that very same thing. No kidding. [;

Hehehe, I love you Jadeyyy. Give my best to Davey.

Hope the album's going great! I'm sure it is, you guys are AFI, so duhhh. (:


XOXOXO,
Alexis

Lori said...

Awww, Jade, THANKS for giving us a "Shout Out" about Smith's BBB! But the GC is for FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS (not $200).
Love To You (and all of your
Sweet Goodness!)
Lori
xoxox

afireinside said...

I say BRING THE DIABETES :)
I am no match for it. You ahve no idea how hungry you just made me dude, I must go bake something...and try not to burn the house down.
Can't wait to see a new new epic Smith tat. The mental image from your description is fuckin' great...except for some reason it's like a .gif...I don't think that's possible.

Keep it real homie
peace
xx
Charlie.

stella said...

that'd be hard to ink on someones body

what the hell?
isn't that just eating a LOT of big and small cookies with milk?

man
oh
i dont think i could do that

Pash said...

Smith should get a tattoo of a butt with a butt-shaped tattoo on it. On his butt.

(Again I must marvel at the efficiency of my brain which retains Beavis and Butt-head quotes from 15 years ago but can't quite recall what I was doing at this time two days ago. Possibly listening to the Birthday Massacre and wishing they'd open for Blaqk Audio sometime. You guys should give them a jingle.)

Shel said...

Oh to have your metabolism...

x?xCassiex?x said...

Haha, but you just can't beat getting diabetes that way! At least you get to die happy!

Kaylee said...

So I definitely had a dream last night where I ordered this, but I really don't think it came out right...also, my cat has diabetes, perhaps this is how it happened...

Kayleigh Puget said...

Jade.. *trails of and heaves an enormous sigh*

Why must you entice me with all that chocolate? Topped off with SOY MILK!?

Mhmmm, I think suitable compensation would be you sending me Smith in a box.. With a red bow on it.
After he's got his tattoo.


That should suffice :)
Hope you're ok! xxxx

kirstin said...

sounds like the best breakfast ever! can't wait to see the new tattoo in all its mind-blowingness :)

Rockets Fall on Rocket Falls said...

Interesting. Steve Buscemi and Carrot Top rollerblading. What originality that would have!
Xoxo

angelic_cries said...

Hahahaha.
I fucking love you.

Can't get any more amazing.

...then you'll prove me wrong, of course.

said...

It may be instant diabetes, but damn it's good! xD

Aww yay for Smith ^.^ Can't wait to see what the tattoo will be.

XOXOX
<3
Boo/Carolyn

GermanJackie87 said...

stoppen Sie das Essen alles, das schlechtes Material. es kann Sie ein Tag verletzen. HAHA. oh und ich kann nicht warten, um die Tätowierung zu sehen. ich wundere mich, was er erhält.

Drea said...

Haha XD
nice mhmm.
cant wait to see it :P
it blew my mind in the description imagine when we see a picture
lmao
<3
Drea

Alex said...

Man... when I saw that wild assortment of chocolate-related things, I thought there was a new viral AFI mystery we had to solve.

Anonymous said...

Cookie crisp! i had that once in some random hotel i was staying at....it was sorta stale er something but it was awesome anyways. Carrot Top!?! Smith gets crazier and crazier everytime i hear about him. And cookies are amazing. DAMN!

d'anna said...

Ew, soy milk.
Try almond milk. It's a lot better, a lot less watery, and it's healthier. I think.
:]

Amber said...

Haha, that would be a very interesting and elaborate tattoo... Please, do tell us what Smith's new one is when he gets it!

Hmm, that sounds like a lotta chocolate... YUM.

<3

Anonymous said...

haha, that's cute.
love you jade.,
take care

Anonymous said...

mmm chocolateee
i luv u jade!
<3

helen said...

wait, when you say "i just had..." did you mean you tried a bite of it, or you ate the whole bowl?

if you ate the whole bowl, i give you mad props; better yet, insane props.

i wish i could sit at your feet and listen to you tell funny stories all day.

because....
because i just love you.

Anonymous said...

ooooh, Instant Diabetes sounds really good at the moment. But I'm not supposed to have chocolate. T_T ugh, chocolate. Well, you are better anyway. ^_^

XpostmortemX said...

haha.
Smith *shakes head* what were people thinking?
lol
omh, now I need to try that...
must. buy. oreos and cookie crisp....
yay for instant diabetes!!!

StefanieEbling said...

Cookie crisp! i had that once in some random hotel i was staying at....it was sorta stale er something but it was awesome anyways.

Carrot Top!?! Smith gets crazier and crazier everytime i hear about him.

And cookies are amazing. DAMN! argh! now i actually want an Oreo...or five..or ten...or the whole box/bag thingy!!

said...

Diabeties from cookies/cookie-related products + soy milk is the best way, you know.
Yum yum!

Smith + tattoos = utter chaos.
But he's pretty rad so it's okay. (:

Tara said...

Haha, that definitely blew my mind. And as for the instant diabetes, sounds fun. I'll definitely have to try that sometime ;)

Sarah May Magner said...

Holy moly, Smith is going to look pretty silly when he's an old man. ;)

I think I'll go draw the wizard with the crystal ball and everything inside of it. =] Just to see if it's even possible to fit all that into a single tattoo.

Much love!! <33

Sarah May said...

Alright, I totally drew it in Paint. DeviantART is down right now, but when it's back up, I'll upload it so you can see! ;D

any_mouse said...

Man, I think I got diabetes just by picturing what you ate. That, or it could be the box of Cookie Crisp I bought last week. Those things are ridiculously good.

Midnight Angel said...

I <3 soya milk and cookies. and vegan muffins...and Davey lol.

Smith is amsome. Tell him he need to get a tattoo dedicated to himself or something...or does he already have one???

Anyway. I want to know whats going on with your hair. TELL ME...I, I mean us...yes us.
TELL US!!!

Jadeonai said...

im pretty sure thatll make for a "Smith" choice of a tat.
lets hope $200 covers it since steve and carrot top got weird faces to make, man.

hey better yet, maybe he'll get steve buchemi as Crazy Eyes like in Mr Deeds. thatd be bitchin.

anyways, sounds like my kinda dessert

black won't make a difference said...

I wanna eat those cookies...
But anyway, $200 giftcard ? Works. Smith's lucky. ^^

Tell Smith happy late birthday ! :)

<3

Mina said...

tell Smith hapy belated b-day! and oh my.. I think he should do that wizard with a crystal ball in which is a castle and in the window of the castle is a unicorn with a crystal ball with a wizard in it somewhere on his back or arm.. why not? that'd be a great tatoo.. XD
<3<3
>(\\)<

eMMe said...

I can't get over the crystal ball / crystal ball. He really should get something like that done.

Hevv. said...

Jade, you make me happy.

xXxKiriaixXx said...

You won the Nobel Prize in Karate, did you not? Theeeeeerefore, you are immune to diabetes. Duh.

Smiths tattooes are awesome XD

Kily said...

yo Jade!
tell Smith Happy late Birth Day!
Sorry Smith!
*my hair is long and i cant see*
Sooooo Jade what happend to your
Awesome cool hair???
>.< Sorry but man i love your hair!

emilierose said...

lol. nice. :]

FeliciaFabulous said...

Aww. Yay Smith. I couldn't send any money. I feel so bad. Hope he had a good birfdaii.
What a breakfast man. Sheesh.
And now I'm staring at my brains on the wall.
Damn you Jade, damn you.

Just kidding.

<33

Trixie said...

Geez... I think my cholesterol level went up quite a few notches just by reading your blog. I'm a fan of cookies and all, but seriously? THAT much sugar? I don't know how you were able to keep all of that down without puking.

All in all, you write the most entertaining blogs.

Much love,
:: Jo ::

Hoetwat said...

One of the possible track lists for Rock Band 2 lists Girl's Not Grey as a playable track, the other doesn't, but the neither are confirmed. Any confirmation on your end?


And damn, does that bowl of cereal sound amazing right now.

NightmareGanon said...

Well, I may just as well get myself a similar breakfast one of these days. With the difference that I prefer real milk. But still, it sounds... chocolatey.

Just don't get too diabetic Jade. We need you to beat Frank Zappa in number of recordings.

LAME said...

wow. i like.

lmh said...

Thx Jade.


Thats all I got, too.

lets do a poll on top guitar riffs

Mar08 said...

wellll i can't wait to see this tattoo now lol. i like the one about the crystal ball. seems pretty interesting to see. i'm getting my first one soon...kinda scared about it.

<3

Mary-Jean said...

Mmmm.. Diabetes tastes gooooood. I'm excited for Smith's new tattoo. I miss the old Smith videos. There needs to be more soon. *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

Anonymous said...

LMAO
Alpro Soya is the best thing eva.eva. :D

so...did you buzz it or what? :P

xoxo, love Anja :)

Ryan DeYoung said...

I hope smith has some pretty high resolution skin to fit all the wizards in :P

natalie! said...

Hahaha! "Instant diabetes". And yum. I LOVE Oreos.

tinybrute said...

饹 貰 輽 haha juss kidding ..but hey does anyone in afi play video games like um world of warcraft??? cuzz well when i play wow i lisen to afi..like the old stuff like very proud of ya ..lol

assfuckaaa said...

im assfuckaaa

assfuckaaa said...

does jade piss his pants or is he gay cuz im gay and i wanna do it with jade

assfuckaaa said...

im gay and im a boy and im stalkin jade cuz hes hot i wanna have sex with him cuz im a boy and he wears a condom on his nose

Anonymous said...

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Jade Puget said...

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Anonymous said...

sorry they were jokes
im so sorry

Jade Puget said...

sorry they were jokes

assfuckaaa said...

sorry they were jokes

Ellen said...

Whatever inspired you to eat that? Did your teeth rot? :D

Smith gets the coolest tattoos. I can't wait to see the new one.

More info about the new album? I know I sound impatient, but I can't wait until you guys tour when it comes out! It's a rare thing for AFI to come/go to Minnesota.

Cherol said...

Oh man, I hope it's Steve Buscemi.

AbsentOfGrace said...

I can't wait to see Smith's new tattoo.

Haha. Yeah, all those cookies would make me sick, as a true-blue diabetic talkin'. But sometimes, it's just worth it.

ariaste said...

Holy crap, dude.

I love chocolate as much as anyone, but that's just overload. How long after did you finally stop bouncing off the walls?

Smith should get a full-body tattoo of himself but taller.

What up witcha? said...

Real talk Jade. Is ya tweekin? XD

Sarah May said...

Here I am again to add your your pile of spam:

http://boxworm.deviantart.com/art/Possibly-Smith-s-Next-Tattoo-91087768

(My rendition of the wizard tat. It was too mind-blowing to imagine, so I had to draw it. ;D)

Sarah May said...
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esperanzagomez said...

woah woah slower down there with the tattoo description, im lost haha

XpostmortemX said...

holy shit man.
i just ate 'instant diabetes' and I'm like..jittery. ahhaha.
it made my little brother sick.
hahha.
i'm like weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Anonymous said...

I know this is going to sound weird consisting that you don't know me but....I MISS YOU JADE!!!!

Anonymous said...

Jade when is that EP coming?

stolenstars said...

"real talk" is so funny!
xD

Awesome present though, I am sure he will use it wisely ;)

I <3 oreos so bad. We only seem to have mini oreos for sale in the UK... LAME!

Danii/Patatas said...

im like...understandin u xD i eat at least 1 box of cookie crisps every week, its my guilty pleasure, try this: cookie crisps with chocolate flavoured soy milk...

p.d: puget brothers rule

Anonymous said...

Hey Jade
WHEN ARE YOU GUYS COMING TO PHILLY
i dont care if its blaqk audio or if its afi you guys are never in philly and you should be.....i dont think you know how many of your fans live in philly.....please come and what did you decide to do with your hair...

Shrubs. said...

Diabetes is a good time.

Tell him to get trail mix tattooed across his chest, because it's also a good time.

Anonymous said...

"COOKIES!" -baby brother, Austin.

Liz Green said...

I saw Smith going into Home Depot in Emeryville today as I was leaving. I wanted to scream, "SMITH!", but didn't as I didn't want to be a big douche that does that.

the end.

Anonymous said...

My sister made Better Than Sex Cake and I wasn't going to eat any. Then my friend goes "Ashley, look, it's jade's instant diabetes!" and then I ate so much i feel sick now. HAHAHA. then I carved "AFI" into the fudge. ^_^

Anonymous said...

ooooohhhhhhh jade i tried your very tasty instant diabetes (i bet if it was under your name everyone would want to have it)....it tasted so good i heart chocolate but not as much as i heart you.....wow i think i could dance forever right now...(its what i do to get rid of the energy)....speaking of dancing blaqk audio has to come to philadelphia we would totally shake the place up.....love you lots......XOXOXOXO

Kayleighhhh said...

LMFAO @ the anonymous 'assfuckaaa' comments above me.
You inform us of instant diabeties, that guy gave me instant lols.
Hahaa wow. Sorry. Just had to point that out ot future commenters. (:

chaoskittenxo said...

interesting idea for a tattoo... i have none myself coz i'm only 16, but there's time yet my friend... i'm thinking of training to do them professionally :-) i'll probably be the shortest tattoo artist ever coz i'm only 4 foot 11 inches tall (don't laugh... ok, do laugh.. you know you want to! finding jeans that fit me is not easy! sigh..) did you see my myspace yet? please be my buddy on it coz i'm lonely, wah! say howdy to all the guys for me! :-) by the way, what's a corndog? coz we don't have them here in ireland. lol! p.s love your dog, he's SO cute... xx *hugs* i'm a girl by the way... lol!

chaoskittenxo said...

oh! i almost forgot to tell you something! my mom thought you guys were called ICA! the funny bit about that is that it also stands for Irish Countrywoman's Association! so if you ever get bored with 'AFI', you can call yourselves that instead! oh, and i think my dog is a vegeterian! he won't eat meat and he LOVES vegetables!! lol! say hi to me on you next blog post... go on... please... i'm small and cute ;-) i look like a pixie! p.s can i marry Davey? my sister has a crush on you! it could be a double wedding! let me know what you and Davey think! lol! bye-bye ;-)

chaoskittenxo said...

its me again! lol! i hope i'm not freaking you out... coz i don't mean to... i probably wouldn't even reach you shoulder! all together now...*aww* :-) its sunny here in ireland now! yay! all we've had is rain...

pirate said...

I want a tattoo.
but not of carrot top.
My friend's mom's boyfriend is
friends with carrot top. hhaha

Payaso said...

I've just come across this blog and the first thing I see is chocolate. Chocolate CHIPS infact. Why must such small wonders tempt me so badly. Now I have to go buy brownies again.

You can keep the oreos though, the UK ones are a bit rank =)

Sarah Dee said...

OHH HAAAAAYYY!!

Cookie Crisp! I miss the old Cookie Crisp commercials, the new ones are lameskies. =l

And a random thought, today in summer school we discussed what's in a vegan diet and I thought,"So that's what Jade eats!" All very delicious, I'm sure.

P.S. Happy Bastille Day!!

Poohget bear said...

LOL, I wanna get diabettes!! i loce chocolate, cokies and soy milk

Amarantos Everlasting said...

Damn, you don't know what you've just done to me!
I'm vegan and now thanx to you I am wanting, so badly, to try that cereal. Gosh, I'm craving it like a pregnant woman! Damn you Jade, damn you ( I still love ya').

I know I'm late and shouldn't reply here but fuck it, I don't have the time...don't you dare shave your head. People with beautiful hair, like you, should never ever! shave their heads. Show it off, make us swoon. That's a power not all men have, use it boy!


Anything Smith does is cool so he can get away with such random tattoos...he is a super hero after all and we all look up to him.
I'm looking forward to getting a different version of his "real talk" tattoo myself.

danielaSUPAFLYYYY said...

oooo diabetes.
that and salmonella.
sizzling topic, eh?

why don't you make a video of smith on his tattoo adventure?
smideo? sounds fun.
i miss those videos.

give yourself a pat on the back for making me have to read the wizard part a second time.

afifallchild said...

Smith is awesome.
I had to read the crystal ball thingy atleast 10 times to actually get it.
Annddd, I love you. (:

don't call me emo because i'm prettier than you said...

hi jade! i have a rather peculiar question for you. okay, my and my sister were sitting in my room when i noticed her staring at the posters on my wall. she pointed to an AFI one and asked me a question i do not recall. anyway, i was staring at a miley cyrus got milk? add, and i was wondering, have ya'll ever done a got milk add? and if not, do you plan on doing one? i would be extremely happy if you could elaborate for me. thanks!oh, and i had a really scary dream based off of that hills have eyes picture.

Magdaline said...

I hope ur bro.had the best b-day ever!Love the cookies,& soy milk!!!I'm trying to be a vegetarian,but it is so hard.How was it for u when u started?How or what is the best way to go,to kinda make it not so hard?

Take care,
Jade

Anonymous said...

JADE!!!!!
I miss you,
lol,...that's so cute.
So; what are you planning
to do with blaqk audio?
I'm under serious groundation
right now so I can't get
any info right now, Say hi to the
other boys for me now.
Byeies

Anonymous said...

JADE!!!!!
I miss you,
lol,...that's so cute.
So; what are you planning
to do with blaqk audio?
I'm under serious groundation
right now so I can't get
any info right now, Say hi to the
other boys for me now.
Byeies

MXP said...

hy jade =)

just wanted to ask which breed munch is?

<3
mxp

Rachel said...

That sounds super good.
But super fattening.
I'd probably be like, crying as I ate it...

Anonymous said...

Jade i need some news please...... i'm going crazy

Anonymous said...

I LOVE YOU JADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Secret Goldfish said...

oreos have got to be the greatest thing nabisco came up with. if that's instant diabetes, i want it x]

sydney said...

Jade we need some news here!!!!! I'M DYING FOR SOME NEW NEWS!!!
with MUCH <3,
sydney

Anonymous said...

EP news?
pwwweasy-doo-doo-di!
with puppy eyes!
and tears!
pwease?

Anonymous said...

be sure to put some uber hardcore punk song on the new album, dedication to old fans :) can't wait for the ep, Ether sounds cool.

Leah said...

random: you should do a superhero movie poll!

Batman
Superman
Spiderman
Iron Man

(:

Shy Boys Win said...

no I won't do a superhero poll now GTFO

XxDancerXofXmiseryxX said...

Damn you Jade! Now I am hungry to the max!!! HAHA!

But you know, it does sound like a heart attack in a bowl, but it's funny, once you say Soy Milk...it kind of seems healthy...no not really to be honest, too much crap in it! My gosh! what did the waiter say when you ordered it! Or was she just silent HA!

Renae said...

I love you.
Tell Smith to make sure the wizard has 8-balls for eyes. That are on fire.

FidelisSecuutus said...

When can u let us know some more stuff about the new album, and hows it coming along? Also, youtube search "Powerthirst" You'll laugh your ass off....



FidelisSecuutus

lorral said...

Please give us a new blog. I am needing insulin about now....

Anonymous said...

Jade!!!!!!!!! I need some news!!!!!!!!!!!!

N. 13th Street said...

Sweet blog. If you haven't yet seen R. Kelley's Trapped In The Closet film, I do suggest you do so. Make sure you see the one featuring Chapters 1-24, and not just the first 12. Best hour and a half you'll spend all day, guaranteed! Just ask your brother.

God that tattoo is so rediculously awesome.

Dark Flame said...

Jade all the mornings I come here and your pictures makes me hungry lol.
Have a nice day
xoxo
♥love you♥

Neon The Insane said...

Hahah. Amazing! Smith is the shizz to my nit. Can't wait for his new ink. =]

Fishyy said...

lol
Tell Smith happy late birthday!! Random much? About the whole sugary goodness thing and instant diabetes haha

Bekka said...

hey there Jade. the sad thing is... i know someone with a wizard tatoo holding a crystal ball with a unicorn in it. small world i guess... and you have to tell us what you decided to do with your hair. WE WANT TO KNOW. sorry that was compulsive. hehe
~Bekka

.DeathOfSeasons. said...

Yum!