I just had Cookie Crisp with chocolate chip cookies, chocolate chips, Oreos, and soy milk. Instant diabetes. You can get it at this cereal bar called Jujus in Westwood in LA. Try it.
Smith was very appreciative of the birthday gift that some of you pitched in for. A $200 credit at a tattoo shop. I'm sure he'll get something amazing along the lines of:
It'll probably be Steve Buscemi and Carrot Top rollerblading or a wizard with a crystal ball and in the crystal ball is a castle and in the window of the castle is a unicorn with a crystal ball with a wizard in it.