Sunday, April 26, 2009

Groggy. Just woke up. Grog blog. My dog is hiding behind a lemon tree.
Just read on some website that David Slade, the guy who directed the Girls Not Grey video, is directing the 3rd Twilight movie. Expect rabbits emerging from crotches instead of vampires in that one.
Interesting that the majority came out against Twitter. It's obviously a silly development in our slowly devolving culture but I guess it can be entertaining, I just read in the news that Oprah tweeted "My hair is not a weave".
That's crucial information.
A few people have been saying this site is running slowly/strangely. It loads fine for me but the html probably looks like calculus homework because my page is so bedazzled with flair. I'll investigate.
Saw Mick Jagger in the hallway of the studio yesterday. He suspiciously showed up at the same time as this beat bike that was leaned up against the lightpost outside. I'm convinced he rides to the studio on a ten-speed.
Someone asked if that last song I posted was sung by Stephen Hawking. Win.

Someone pointed out that the poll ended up being 50% to 49%. Very mysterious. The other 1% voted for the Makeout Club.

100 comments:

Sockses said...

well, if david slade is directing the twilight movie, maybe this one will actually be interesting.

Anonymous said...

Twitter is just ridiculous. That's all everyone talks about. I agree with the poll.

p.s. AFI please come to Calgary!!

camilla said...

Twitter IS a strange place, but it can be quite addicting too! You should update yours more often :)

You should also take a sneak picture of Mick Jagger on his bike, haha. Would be funny!

<3

Anonymous said...

Jade, you should consider a career in stand-up if you get sick of music. Funny blog.

Melodia Sadpain said...

Lol. Just lol. Me like random stuff.

Melodia Sadpain said...

Oh, and have you definitly forsaken Twitter? :(

Anonymous said...

well so long as there is an absence of blue haired girls stalking rabbits who try to hide in crotchs my dreams will remain sane(ish)

kylewagoner said...

Hey, I say "fuck Twitter." I don't even think I should have to explain myself. I think teh same about Twilight...glittery vampires...

LadyJinx_DF said...

Rabbits emerging from crotches instead of vampires! That sounds better! xD. I actully like twitter! You really do need to fix the color of the text at least! I have to highlight it..Drives me crazy! But that really is a short drive. Hey hey hey. Two words Despair Faction. Please?
♥Monica

dont_trust_a_ho said...

Woot! First comment! Probably because I have no life, resulting in me coming to your blog.
Every.
Day.
24/7.

How goes it on your side of the country?

Jacks1234 said...

If Twilight turns out anything like Girls Not Grey... that would be okay with me... lol
The 'meadow' in the movie could have a cool 'orange' feel to it!

People have glorified Twitter in the media and stuff lately... it's just supposed to be fun...

michelle. said...

ahaha, stephen hawking.
win indeed.

Anonymous said...

*munch on lemons* lol.
Hey wait, didn't David Slade work on the teen titans animated series?! Or am I way off on names?..
O o Bit of an odd combination, rabbits and vampires. Although, there is that book about the bunny vampire who preyed on dogs...
(look out, munchie)
heh, does that mean rabbits will be leaving your crotch in the twilight movie? X]] (Sorry, I couldn't resist)
*hey, oprah, my hairs not a weave either. Be jealous that it's long and fabulous like me. (fabulous, that is)* I think the snapple went to my brain...don't ever drink grapeade.
You sparkle like no one else, pudge.
but Davey would beat you in a glitter contest any day. Just because he wears eyeshadow and you don't. At least, I hope not.
<3

Anonymous said...

I like your groggy posts. Even more random than usual. That's a good thing.
Stephen Hawking, noo, I still say it sounds like Eduardo!! You really have to listen to his voice from FHFIF.
Can you grab me some lemons from that tree? I love everything lemon, how about you?
So when's the cd coming out? I'm saving up a couple of vacation days so I can go to a cd signing. I hope you have one!!
Hey,I can be pretty random too :D
Oh yeah, did you go to Coachella, or did you take my advice and stay home :P

Noah said...

You're page works fine for me. The bling bling, and GIF videos make it a little slow to load sometimes, but the bling bling is an essential element.

Yeah I've heard Rolling Stones is working on a new album to be released in the fall. Should be sweet.

helen099 said...

you know that one of your very own bandmates is one of the new Princes of Twitter, don't you?

i guess as long as you agree on music, you can disagree about twitter, right?

did you ever get to coachella?

love you♥♥

cilliii said...

Hmm, I see you just woke up, so:
Good morning, dear Jade! =)

That's funny, you wake up and that's the time I go to bed. ôO

Umm.. Was is David Slade then, who inspired you for the Decemberunderground cover?

Love you <33

que-sara said...

Twitter is just a deeper example of how human beings are slowly becoming more and more curious about creeping other people's lives. Blogging, vlogging, facebook/myspace are all one thing...but I think people get too wrapped up in OTHER people's lives and fail to examine their own thoughts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeLZCy-_m3s is quite amusing

Anonymous said...

Ah Jade, nice hear from ya again! My birthday was the 21st and someone on the DF board(my account was activated on that day!) told me I shared it with Robert Smith and Iggy Pop. And Queen Elizabeth II. I was happy.
Not a hair-weave,huh. Can I recast my vote?
-<3 Sarah
p.s. Be sure to thank Mick Jagger for indirectly naming you...

Karlye said...

Whoa, a lot of information to retain/read there Jade.

I'd rather see some bunnies coming out of Edward's crotch than the other crap that happens in that book.

Your blog just takes a little bit longer to fully show up than it did before, but only because the inkblots have to be re splashed on every time I look at it.

Stephen Hawking should put out a record, it would be boss.

Anonymous said...

Jade :)
Your top notch, ohh so very interesting :)

VS said...

Haha...Hawkings. Good one. Never say win again.

Frances said...

I read the first book and I hated it. If anyone, let's hope David can make the best out of Twilight. And please, no sparkling vampires.

Zaina R Ahmed said...

The fact that you have used the term "win" makes it seem as if you've been drawn into our teenage internet culture too.

ThisSideUp said...

Wow. I'm way more excited for the third Twilight movie if there will be bunnies emerging from crotches instead of vampires. That might make the movie believable.

Maybe the bike is how Mick Jagger stays in shape. He is an awfully old guy (or at least he looks it - whoa!).

P.S. The snow needs to go, my friend. We're trying to pretend it's spring up here in Canada, and you're not helping.

Tabytha[DF] said...

Hahahaha. This just made my day, I can't wait to see fluorescent rabbits jumping into Edward Cullen's crotch.

What were you thinking when the director said "Hey, Jade, this giant midget rabbit thing is gonna waddle right into your personal space, followed by this chick that's gonna dive in headfirst"?

Thanks for the [hilarious] update! You probably get sick of hearing this, but here goes: I can't wait for the new album!

Becky said...

Stephen Hawking is always win :)

Jordan said...

I'll be sure to turn in a print screen version of your blog to my math teacher tomorrow. That's better than me doing my actual homework anyday.

Thanks for contributing to my general G.P.A.!

Emme said...

Jade sometimes my computer can be so blah for me. I'm just chilling today sort of ask this guy I'm not seeing to commit to me N AFI I have yet to get a response *mumbles twirp* so i;m lalala might just chill at starbucks N tweet - Yes i tweet, following local entertainment N AFI N Hunter. So Jade... Yea uhm lalala VIOLETS!!

Alexxa said...

Hi Jade! Hm...I'm not sure what to say besides that you are amazing (you probably get that alot) um...my friends call me the female Jade because my hair used to be dyed like how yours used to, and I play guitar...so yeah...tata!!! *smile* You should post more things of you and the band being silly =P

Syvenseks said...

One time I saw a lady that looked like Mick Jagger at my work.
The End.

'Un'Broken said...

wow...
just wow.
also i got a smiley! :D
haha. oprah's hair looks like weave to be honast..
hm..
any wonderful, ultra-fantastical, news on the new album?

Kat said...

Jade, seriously your blogs crack me up... even the grog blogs! Maybe I should say "especially."

GermaricanMix said...

I'm a big fan of twitter, but mostly cause everyone seems to be on it.

Mia said...

LOL Jade, your randomness never fails to put a grin on my face. =D

I hope Mick wears a helmet when he rides his bike...XD

Rock on, dude, rock on.

Crimson Butterfly said...

wtf?

sadclowndisease said...

Blog loads faster now! Yay!

London Ontario for the tour please!
<3

G. R. Ramírez said...

Win. Epic win.

So yeah. I'd really prefer crotch fantasy worlds that what I saw from the Twilight trailers. Also, Mick Jagger.

Lashy said...

Ah, Jade. I was having a kind of crappy day and you just made it better. Thank you.

<3 Lashy

Anonymous said...

Jaaade, news about the album please :)

lezah said...

"Expect rabbits emerging from crotches instead of vampires in that one." Oh yes.

As for your blog, the background just takes time to load for me(not sure about everyone else, or you). Maybe if you save the image and host it on your own site like photobucket or tripod(some website that hosts files), and change the [background-image: url ('to whatever the new url is')], it might load faster(seeing as I'm not the most patient person in the world).\
If you didn't understand that, sorry for my poor explanation; it probably doesn't matter much, just gotta be more patient then. :)

My lemon tree has no lemons.

Megan said...

Your page IS acting pretty weird... I'm on a macbook using safari as my browser, and the bottom of the screen keeps flashing a bar with arrows every few seconds... I think its those strange dander sprinkles making my shit go flaky o.O

bunnyluvah said...

Wow, I never made the GNG connection to David Slade... I'm glad you're sleeping well :)
I really need the new album...how much longer already???

MJ said...

... You have a lemon tree?

... Will the rabbits be emerging from your crotch again? Or any AFI member's crotch for that matter? If so, I might actually go see it. Or, ya know, I could watch the Girls Not Grey music video again. Did that sound as creepy as I think it did?

I think Twitter is fun, but kind of silly at the same time. I go through phases with it. I think the only reason I really check it regularly is because Hunter is always saying something interesting.

Yeah, this site is running strangely. The page moves on it's own or somethin'. Like something is trying to load at the bottom. I honestly don't care that much to find out if it's my web browser or the actual site. It just gets annoying when I'm trying to read.

LOL to Stephen Hawking.

I'm too tired to make any of this sound not so choppy and stuff. It's midnight. I believe we are even now.

nox said...

Hmm...if that's true about twilight numero trois I just might see it. might. they still need to get a cast that can act.

Twitter is annoying, but I love to hate it. Jeffree Star's updates add a little shock factor to my day, which is always lovely.

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havokisthecure said...

really?? the guy who directed Girls Not Grey is gonna make the 3rd TWILIGHT movie???......**sighs**...I just can`t watch more than the 1st 30 minutes of the 1st one...I dunno...I am so into Anne Rice stories and Bram Stoker I just can`t watch that...

anyway...

THANKS FOR THE INFO my dear Jade, have a GREAT WEEK :)

Zaina R Ahmed said...

http://xkcd.com/574/

Larissa said...

Grog Blog <3

Cherol said...

I didn't know that Oprah used Twitter.

Anonymous said...

Yay, I got the first comment today!

kirstie said...

Wow, Jade. That's a lot of blog. :D

Interesting about the Twilight thing...they haven't even put out the second one and they're already talking about the third? Hmm...

I think Twitter would be better with more people I knew.

And your blog is running a bit slow. It frustrates me haha.

Hunter said he saw Mick Jagger too...only...he said it on Twitter xD

Anyways, nice grog blog!

<3

Sarah said...

what i love about your blog is that it always makes me laugh!

i especially liked that you used the words bedazzled and flair in the same sentence.

<3

NACIXHAVET said...

Ha ha Why is your dog hideing, what did you do to poor Munch?
Well now I can look forward to something, the 3rd twilight movie with rabbits.

I <3 U
Naci

NickBlaqk said...

Grog Blogs are how everyone starts their days.

Kayleigh Control said...

WOAHHHHHH NICE PAGE TRANSITION THERE JADE!! *keeps going back just to see it again*

Hahaha sorry. Easily amused girl.

Ohhhh wakey wakey -- I can make you some foods if you want?
Hahaaaa.
Um. I'm really hyperactive. I should stop drinking this slightly sparkling water.
SLIGHTLY. You heard me.

Munch is adorable. I'm going to steal her. You should've gone up to Mick Jagger and said, "You have the biggest mouth in the universe." It's what I'd have done.

Actually, that's what makes it such terrible advice.

I'm waffling now, sorry.
Hope you're all well <3 xx

Amenti said...

My dear twilight is full of bunnies have you not noticed this, mutated rabbits could only improve the situation especially if they chow down on the little angst ridden bunnies. To be fair I have not watched the whole film as I am not a masochist.

Noah said...

You know, they probably chose Mr.Slade for his direction of "30 days of night" which was also a vampire movie.

Emmy said...

Grog Blog. <3

chaoskitten said...

why is Munch hiding behind a lemon tree? why do you have a lemon tree?

i feel groggy every morning... except weekends coz i know i don't have to go to school! LOL! :):)

nice to see you're still alive!
yeah, the blog is kinda slow to load, i think its the new (but awesome) background.

i like Twitter, its kinda stupid, but stupid can be good! :) i should actually update mine...

any_mouse said...

For me, your blog started acting all wonky after one of your posts with the music in it. I think it was either the March 23rd or April 3rd post. My browser doesn't like Quicktime files.

In defense of Twitter, it can be a useful tool for instant polling and research. For example, Hunter asked about the temperature where different people were and got a bunch of answers instantly. (Admittedly not crucial info, unless you're non-planning an instant vacation.) I remember there was a Twitter account where AFI fans sent out updates so we could track developments in real time when you guys were driving us all nuts with that mystery thing that led to the start of Begin Transmission. Another example of Twitter's usefulness is Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance havng fans help him find a new car by sending him eBay links that matched his criteria. Maybe you can use Twitter to decide on your new hairdo for the next tour.

Heloisa said...

oh hai jade
it is my burfday ^^
this alone wins today.

twitter= tmi
tmi=fail

fran said...

is your dog making lemonade?

Boo_Baby_Doll said...

Twitter can be fun. It's funny to see what some people say, I have to admit.

Michelle said...

Have you noticed your poll is 59% to 40%? Who's doing this math?

Anonymous said...

It says on your twitter that your heart has beat over 5,000 times today.
...I can only assume you mean beaten. Go back to high school X]
Aww did it beat that much cause you were thinking of me? Or was it cause Davey said "no guitar solos!"? lolol.
<3

Anonymous said...

Bedazzled with flair? Win.

Just wanted to tell you- don't you dare get swine flu! That's all.
-<3 Sarah

p.s. sorry for the double post but I'm taking no chances

Mandy said...

This page loads fine to me also..
Twitter sucks and it is pointless =/

Anonymous said...

release date yet??? cmon jade...ur killin us here..

Anonymous said...

OOO!
does tht mean the entire movie will take place in your crotch?!?!

.....if so i think id be more interested in going to see it......

Cecilia said...

Twitter is immensely entertaining. I mean, seriously, have you seen P. Diddy's? He referred to his son as "Little Puff".

Patty Cake said...

Sweet. I joined twitter just to follow you. since then I've followed others but you're by far the most entertaining. More Smith updates, videos please. : )

lorral said...

That's crucial information. To me...crucial info would be something about the new AFI Album!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Please.... :-\

Anonymous said...

I see your sending munch into the lemonade business...slavery x)
As for twitter ...useless invention by humanity
Off topic...It would be stellar if you did a review in your opinion on the book "House of Leaves"
I don't know where to start with it "-_-
Bunnies coming out of croches....well that might as well be the highlight of Twilight
Have a nice day
xo <3 E Racheal

Christine said...

With many desire of which the new disc goes out, for cuerto, taken care with the porcine flu.

Regards

Shadow147 said...

Lawl.

I tried tweeter for like, a day, then when I decided it really doesn't let you express anything apart from inane activities, I finally blogged like a virgin, for the very first time.

http://www.orgyisborn.blogspot.com/

Feel like I need some people to read it.

^.^

dollfayce dropdead said...

That song made me laugh.
Stephen Hawking = the new jesus.

My-le and Jasmin. said...

...but I actually like twitter haha

MamaDebs said...

All I have is fake trees in my house; the cats still chew on them!Oprah doesn't do much for me anymore, not that she ever did. Twitter - no, Facebook - yes
I am always groggy till my second cup of coffee, or third..,

xcaught_in_the_fallx said...

lol hella sockses!!!! and i have to admit i disagree with many people. twitter is definitely a ftw thing. it's laughs because the teachers can't get to their own email accounts or the apple homepage at school because of the security settings but everyone can get on twitter and music download sites.. it's great... lol we're bad... :)
and i totally spazzed out this weekend because i was in disneyland and i was waiting to go on tower of terror and it hit me: I'M IN THE SAME COUNTY AS AFI!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
HELLA!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU GUYS!! PEACE!!!

Kayleigh said...

banana trees have big leaves

'Un'Broken said...

lmao!!! i JUST got the girls not grey/twilight. hahaha. oh god i feel so slow.
:]
funny. i'd laugh so hard if that really happened.

'Un'Broken said...

OH. and.
this twilight movie MIGHT actually be good.

Tara said...

Mm hmmmmm, her hair ain't no weave cuz' you can't TUG A LUG on that shit like Chris Crocker.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edLR8fj6roo&feature=channel_page

Jade is super cool because he's all amazing at the guitar and mixing for Blaqk Audio. Haww I wish I could do that. Meh.

Limbo McLaurin said...

David Slade sounds familiar...hhhmmmm. Besides your video but what else has he done??
-Limbo

VS said...

Wtf is a make out club?
..and hooow do I join it?

Anonymous said...

You know, I think twitter is about the same as changing your status on aim. Although...people are more inclined to update their twitter than to go on aim. *cough*
Pudgey, please try to be a little more sensitive about swine flu. And I'm not saying that because I like sensitive guys. I mean it.
<3
(I am thinking of you though.) =]
p.s.-I'm sure you were quite adorable with your hiccups. But really, who needs to be suave at 11 in the morning?

Death... is only the beginning said...

JADE! whatever happened to all the AFI shit on itunes... answer that and stay fashionable is not there anymore! neither is like 98% of black sails in the sunset!!!!! something is wrong with the world... ALL THE GOOD MUSIC IS DISAPPEARING!!

Zaina R Ahmed said...

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1909705

Zaina R Ahmed said...

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1909386

Nicky R said...

AFI? Twilight... Fail!
Twitter is too simple!
I downloaded an afi song on my iPod then tried to sync to my iTunes... Everything on my iPod got deleted! Also funny blog!

Emmy said...

Hey - For me it says that the poll came out 59% to 40%?

Anonymous said...

Please forgive lame late comment -
I don't know if you noticed but EVERY poll still on the blog adds up wrong. Either that or something really freaky has gone wrong with my calculator, but it's wrong in my head too. The iPod-CD-record-cassette one adds up to 127 or something.

Glass Spider Webs said...

You have a lemon tree? I am wicked jealous.

JoeMama said...

I cannot get the point of Twitter. I don't understand why narcissistic people think we have any interest in what's going on every moment of their lives. The only reason I continue to have it is so I can follow band news, that's about all it's good for.

mistilyork said...

Jade, I have to tell you that I just love you and all of AFI. You guys are the greatest. You guys really do care about your fans. You guys are so honest and sincere in all you do. So I just wanted to say thank you. You need to tell Davey to start blogging. :) Can't wait for Crash Love ( no pressure )

mistilyork said...

Jade, Let Davey know he needs to tweet or blog. :)

Katty said...

omg that was me who said bout stephen hawkins!! yey!! but seriously, what does he do apart from make star wars movies? nothing i expect...

Anonymous said...

psssstttt jade!
your dog is cute lol

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